Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they can understand, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to: !unclejokes@lemmy.world
Adult topics with which to be cautious or avoided: drugs, sex, death, racism.
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Flock of cows (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 weeks ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] trem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago

A flork of cows? I hear, you have to license their works...

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I might be moving to Montana soon…

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Gonna be a dental floss tycoon?

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

That, or a mental toss flycoon.

[–] iUseTc@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

Going into dental floss business?

[–] YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Don't worry, we'll still keep in touch!

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 2 points 2 weeks ago