this post was submitted on 05 May 2026
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[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 36 points 7 hours ago
[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 14 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Candle flames? All I see if a bunch of oysters.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 2 hours ago

That's totally salmon steaks.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 hours ago

Oysters? All I see are beautiful flowers opening to accept the deep thrusts of sunlight!!!

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 points 6 hours ago

Is it just me or is getting hot in here?

[–] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 8 hours ago

If it burns, go see your doctor, they have pills for that

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 60 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Georgia O'Keeffe would approve. At least they didn't include molten wax running down the candle shaft... I mean, stick.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 18 points 10 hours ago

Arson O'Keefe sounds like the type of hero we need in these times.

[–] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)
[–] TheVoiceOfRaison@thelemmy.club 8 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Meh, that kinda looks like...Tom Selleck

[–] Encephalotrocity@feddit.online 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Your MOM'S an R6 violation

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Why? Is she a stay at home mom?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

She openly flouts OSHA regulations.

[–] fedikitty@piefed.social 15 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I mean this was just my last long term relationship.

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Fire crotch? Hope she saw a doctor for that.

[–] Meron35@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago

This girl is on fire 🔥

[–] mimavox@piefed.social 1 points 5 hours ago

Warm and dry..