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[–] onnekas@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

OK, I love the big ice ball theory. However, I think the big ice ball might actually be flat. Idk would make more sense to me.

[–] Alberat@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

but that flat ice ball is on a ball of lava

[–] liuther9@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

And in fact this is not a lava but just a floor

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 114 points 4 days ago (5 children)

I love that the sun supposedly melts a spot, but helpfully leaves the arctic ice sheet in the center.

[–] stenAanden@feddit.dk 92 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Because the sun rotates around that part, duh

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

This is literally part of standard flat earth models. The sun flies around in a circle above the earth, and when it gets far enough away from your location, that’s sunset/night.

I don’t know how they deal with the lack of change in the sun’s apparent diameter.

Edit: Looked it up. It’s due to “atmospheric distortion.”

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 52 points 4 days ago (4 children)

I also love that this version of flat earth theory is perfectly okay with our living on the surface of a huge spherical object floating in space.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 48 points 4 days ago

The sphere is so big that it will appear as flat for any purpose you can think of.

Oh, wait...

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

They've come around in the end, it seems

[–] Sualtam@lemmus.org 2 points 3 days ago

I guess this is mocking flat earthers. Not a real claim they make.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 days ago

So many hoops to jump through only to theorize that we are in fact on a spheroid planet...

[–] troybot@piefed.social 12 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

That's where Santa Claus lives. It's pretty obvious that he uses his magic to make the snow and ice so that every day is Christmas.

Because the sun likes cold drinks

[–] spirinolas@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

There's obviously a gigantic magnifying glass between the Sun an Earth!

[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 5 points 2 days ago

Wait, they believe it’s a sphere of ice but not of rock?

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 56 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)
[–] 18107@aussie.zone 30 points 4 days ago (3 children)
[–] BambiDiego@lemmy.zip 14 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Don't be silly, it's Turtles all the way down, not bulls

[–] deft@lemmy.wtf 5 points 3 days ago

We could use a lady of pain around here..

[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I loves me some touruses....If I could make that doughnut in Blender I would spend all day just doing that.

[–] petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone 68 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Flat earth would be so cool if it was just sci-fantasy authors and not weird, return to christandom, anti-modernity types.

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 4 days ago

So, the Discworld. Yes, it is very cool.

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 12 points 4 days ago

They really do ruin everything

[–] Rudee@lemmy.ml 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

There's some really amazing world building that's been done with flat-earth art as a springboard

Can't remember the name, but there's one with concentric circles separated by ice walls with landmasses named after different mythologies' deities. There's a whole community built around writing lore for each landmass

[–] TwodogsFighting@lemdro.id 2 points 3 days ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Only_Forward

Michael Marshall Smith does this theme, only different.

[–] bufalo1973@piefed.social 7 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Even old Christians knew the earth was a sphere. The "Catholics believe the earth is flat" was something said by someone AGAINST Catholics, not because it was true.

[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

They knew for sure. They just didn't know much about the layout and mechanics of the solar system. The Earth centric model was the thing. But only because they didn't have good enough tools to observe otherwise. When they got better telescopes and mathematics, learned better.

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[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 29 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

It's the "possibly hollow" for me

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

It would have to be, else the whole thing would be so massive, it would risk collapsing into a star. Except stars are smaller than planets in that picture, so never mind.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 19 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Why would the very center of the melted puddle also be just as cold and frozen as the edges?

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 13 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

The Sun orbits around the center, but its hottest side always faces away. That's why seasons happen

[–] Tiral@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

Shhhh honey, we don't use logic here. Just let it happen.

[–] Karl@literature.cafe 2 points 2 days ago

Are they progressing forward..... or backward?

[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

So you're saying it's a sphere..

[–] boogiebored@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago

i love it, i’m in

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago

This is probably what it felt like to the first explorers trying to cross either pole.

[–] BigBrownDog@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (4 children)

If this is true, then why does my wife want to leave me for Devin from her work?

[–] Watermark710@piefed.social 1 points 2 days ago

His balls aren't hollow.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 7 points 4 days ago

He has a big dick.

Flat Devin theory. How much is a bulldozer?

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[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 1 points 2 days ago

This is why Global Warming is such a big deal to Flat Earthers. They don't want EarCe to collapse...

[–] lime@feddit.nu 6 points 4 days ago

gonna tell my children that this was the snowball earth hypothesis

[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (4 children)

...This is just Mistborn.

Or Disco Elysium for the multiple earths option.

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[–] mortalblade@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

so were just a bunch of apes duking it out on a giant disco ball essentially...

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 4 days ago

so were just a bunch of apes duking it out on a giant ~~disco ball~~ essentially…

bald spot

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