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[–] Zacryon@feddit.org 15 points 23 hours ago (5 children)

You can put 'very' before every suggested alternative. What then?

[–] ohlaph@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

When very then?

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[–] Shayeta@feddit.org 7 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Damn honey, you look boiling in that outfit!

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[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago

Very helpful

[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Me very meticulously checking every word to see why this in in shitpost.

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The shitpost was that we both wasted our time

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

yeah some of these aren't accurate

[–] rosco385@lemmy.wtf 23 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Australian Version

Χ very tired    √ fucking knackered
Χ very poor    √ fucking skint
Χ very thirsty √ dry as a dead dingo's donger```
[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Very busy = flat out like lizard drinking

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[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 day ago

very very words

[–] jpablo68@infosec.pub 10 points 1 day ago
[–] skhayfa@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Alberat@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago
[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Don't mind if I do, thanks!

[–] Hoimo@ani.social 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

bounced on my boy's challenging lengthy to this until he boisterous stuffed

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[–] chefdano3@lemmy.zip 74 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Listen, I'm too very exhausted to read this very lengthy, and very tedious list.

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[–] PinkyPromise@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Such a invaluable post! Thanks

[–] Mangoholic@lemmy.ml 0 points 17 hours ago

Learn how to speak like AI

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 39 points 1 day ago (3 children)
  1. Not grammar

  2. A lot of these have different connotations

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

"Hmmm you're very dirty 😏"

"Hmmm you're filthy 😏"

"That you are able to take responsibility for your your mistakes is very big of you."

"That you are able to take responsibility for your your mistakes is huge of you."

Nope, not the same.

[–] NannerBanner@literature.cafe 5 points 1 day ago (6 children)

As a personal thing, I've always detested that usage of the word big. More so than any of these 'very' replacements, there are so many words available to convey the meaning of that big.

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[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

But I like sounding like Trump. Some of us are lazy pal.

[–] htrayl@lemmy.world 50 points 2 days ago (6 children)

This has nothing to do with grammar.

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[–] sangeteria@lemmy.ml 1 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (2 children)

So you mean I can't say "Pretty Ugly"? 😢😔

Good reminder to everyone to stream Pretty Ugly by Zara Larsson. And watch the divalicious music video, c*nty lip sync, and jaw-dropping choreo!

[–] oascany@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Hello Zara r u enjoying the fediverse today

[–] sangeteria@lemmy.ml 1 points 17 hours ago

If I was Zara Larsson on the fediverse the way I'd just post removedy selfies every day oh it'd be over

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[–] imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Dunno if it is me, non-native English speaker, but it seems that very old can vary depending on context, while ancient barely changes on the context. And it seems few others could be divisive and a few green ticked ones repeat.

Edit: ah, this is shitposting comm :@

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[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 34 points 2 days ago

“Very busy” and “overloaded” are wildly different things.

As are very hot and boiling, very lazy and idle, very nervous and anxious, and like a good third more of these.

[–] thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Zacryon@feddit.org 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

What about 'very gimungous'?

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[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (10 children)

Very cold and freezing are different things. You can be very cold but above 0°.

Most of these are dumb.

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago
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