Some of you have been drinking 3 cups of coffee every break and due to the risk of heart attack we want you all to dial it down.
this post was submitted on 07 May 2026
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Why do you think I'm drinking 3 cups of coffee in the first place!?
Let’s all calm down and have another pot of coffee.
Imagine a job interview to work there. You probably score extra points if your name is matt and/or if you have hemorrhoids since they already have mugs that talk about you.
I do want to play GameCube later, because Mario Kart double dash was the greatest of them all. Also, I need to get that "how's your anus doing?" mug.