Please do not besmirch Metallica by association with this dipshit.
this post was submitted on 07 May 2026
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Like if the guys of Metallica are not dipshit themselves
OK, but like....it's different levels of dipshit.
easy there, Dave
Possibly I've seen too much.
Military Intelligence two words that don’t make sense.
at least James knows that "FIRE BAD!"
Napster bad?
Thats Lars.
MC Lars loves piracy.
Given how many of their songs are anti-war, I'd give them the benefit of the doubt
Fire bad!
Oh, memories.
Wow, so first off, fuck Metallica.
Duck Metallica, this is exactly who they belong to
Shame about Lars, though.
Sorry man but the members of metalica are pieces of shit. You can lump them in with kanye west
Every single metalhead I have met would fight a Nazi on sight so maybe Hegseth should take off the Poser outfit.
Last week I discovered Tom Araya is maga, and it might be the reason for Slayer's final break up. I can't tell you the disappointment. I also wouldn't bet my house on Lars and James not being maga.
Jeff Hanneman used to play shows and make videos with a guitar that had a giant nazi-style "SS" on the pick guard and making songs glorifying people like Josef Mengele. Nobody ever joined slayer thinking about how inclusive they were
Damn that really does suck hard But he is a lifelong Catholic, so I guess I shouldn't be that surprised
Indeed, I guess we shouldn't be surprise of catholics being A-ok with a pedo-dictator president who bombs Muslim schoolgirls, but still, wtf man.
I love metal but it is famously full of neo-nazis lol. In thrash, Hetfield (Metallica) Mustaine (Megadeth) and King+Araya (Slayer) have all said some heinous stuff. Get into punk if you want an antifa crowd.
Kegsbreath would still fuck it up.
I think he prefers the world to be equally as fucked up as he is at any given time.
He does in the meme anyways, it’s exit light, enter night
Or at least "exit life, enter knife", as we used to sing at school.
And now, a reading from the book of OPM: " If I die before I wake at least in heaven I can skate".
Edit: Sorry, I didn't know it was an edited photo of Hegseth, I thought it was just Hatfield.
No one else is likely to understand that reference, but I do for some reason. But I don't understand how OPM has anything to do with James Hetfield.
Heaven would be a DJ, playing dub all night long...
Edit: Nevermind I am a dumbass. I get it. Lol
Hey I have that song on my "oldies" playlist. It's all I know of OPM.
Where's your crown king nothing
If he was into Metallica, Lars would be by far his favourite member and the drums on St Anger a masterpiece
Jägerbreath, it's how I live my life I can't take it any other way.
Please Lord, take him. And his shitty boss. Do what You will with them, but take them.
Alright, cut the track!
Now listen here you drunk shit.
I've seen Metallica a few times, had every album on repeat until reload came out. I know every work and change up, etc etc
But the one thing that always comes to mind first is FIRE BAD
lol