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[–] Sualtam@lemmus.org 2 points 1 day ago

This image enrages me.

Clean clothes, he never worked in construction.

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 77 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 56 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] BlindPenguin@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I remember that video! You know what's worse? Musk's current net worth is more than twice what it was in that video, so double the rice pile.

[–] plyth@feddit.org 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

It is actually:

careful buddy, I could give that foreigner your cookie.

Dividing and conquering the workers works.

There ia a panel missing that says: share your cookie, become friends and then together demand four cookies.

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 49 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I'd be more worried if they were ok. Anyone well adjusted to this is sick as fuck.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 25 points 4 days ago

I just dissociate for long periods of time, makes it look like I'm well adjusted so people stop asking me questions

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 days ago

Something something profoundly sick society something something krishnamurti

[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This is missing the next panel where they decide to have a baby.

[–] MashedTech@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

To give to the pedophiles up to in exchange for mercy

[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Nah they don't think that far ahead. Actually this is also giving too much credit. There's no thought beyond "I want..."

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 34 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Now if there was somehow a child eating pedophiles then I would gladly be taxed 40% of my wages. I'm not sure how the child would travel around to eat all these pedos but whatever works, I guess.

[–] Drewmeister@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Well they wouldn't have to travel very far. There seem to be some places with a lot of available food.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 4 days ago

So we fly them all to DC and just let them run rampant in the streets.

This would actually make a pretty good movie.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 days ago

Well, we get teams of children.

[–] Master@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Im at 67hours this week and I have to go into work tomorrow too :(

[–] plyth@feddit.org 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)
[–] Lanske@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Master@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

thanks, me too.

[–] Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 4 days ago (2 children)

40% seems kinda low, are we talking about taxes or the exploitation inherent to wage labor?

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Exactly.

It's a false view.

The employer takes the majority of the profits done by labour.

Workers pay taxes on what is left but a tax is like a purchase or investment (that is managed by elected paedophiles) - but mostly it neglects the bigger issue.

[–] merdaverse@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

40% is a good estimate for the US and a few Western countries:

https://ourworldindata.org/grapher/labor-share-of-gdp

[–] Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Interesting, I didn't know there was actually data on this

[–] merdaverse@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

From my understanding, this doesn't include payable taxes, so out of that 60% of the total value produced, another percent will be deducted to pay the other pedophiles in government.

So at the median tax rate of 30%, you're getting paid ~42% of the total value you produce.

[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I don't know about too many but companies do use immigrant labour to undercut unionized construction workers.

It means usually shittier pay and more (needlessly) dangerous work for the immigrants and layoffs and fewer opportunities for the local workers.

That's not to say the company, the bosses, taking away most of the profits and abusing the system or the people isn't the bigger problem.

100%! There does seem to be a shit-lib idea that allowing the mega rich to dictate our immigration policy, specifically in order to drive down wages, is a left wing position. It is not. Not even slightly.

Even as someone who knows the only way to stop most of the shit is to abolish boarders all together, which is way too radical for most people, we have to deal with the world as it is, not how we would like it to be.

Of course the mega rich are a bigger problem, but don't think they won't weaponise immigration in more than one way where they can.

[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

40%? What construction worker is making $700,000? I'd love that job.

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 9 points 4 days ago

If they’re including state taxes they might ‘only’ make 400k. I would also like that job!

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 10 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Do they eat the children now?

[–] Johanno@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

No evidence or hints of that. But nobody would be surprised if they would.

[–] deft@lemmy.wtf 13 points 4 days ago (2 children)

There's a little evidence. We're pretty sure Epstein has some torture aspect of his pedo ring and they accused the Dems of eating babies to stay young, every accusation is an admission

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

well you see, thiel actually use blood of young men/boys to stay young because of pseudoscience. theres another one, called bryan johnson who also uses son's young blood to inject it into himself, he looks an actual vampire, whatever hes doing with his "experiments" makes him look as old as he is. i first found out about johnson via another ytubers, when she was a guest on the show. apparently taryn southern was suppose to be his gf, but when she breast cancer he dumped her, because it makes him think about his mortaility.

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Theres a "loved the torture video" directed at epstein and we can only assume

[–] deft@lemmy.wtf 9 points 4 days ago

I believe someone else asked "did you torture her?" In one of the messages too

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

There have been a few people who verbally disclosed that babies are indeed being eaten.

15-year-old Theresa, in a 60 Minutes Australia interview, recounts her childhood in which her mother or grandmother would drive her some nights and leave her at a castle in the woods in Belgium where elites had parties, where children & prostitutes were used for the elite men's pleasure. Theresa eventually got pregnant at age 14 and was ordered to kill her baby and eat it. The entire interview is real & haunting.

The Hampstead Case, 9-year-old Alisa Dearman in a police interview states her father Ricky Dearman taught her how to slit a baby's throat, for sacrificial purposes, and drink the blood, and eat the baby. Every word she says is true and the entire interview is haunting. Later she was coached to rescind all her statements and tell everyone she's lying. But later this family has been seen in a Superbowl commercial & speaking at some sort of software release media event, young Alisa now a teen & looking pregnant, but not ashamed, proudly presenting at the event with her father & brother, all born into this satanic cult & victimized by it, trapped in it, perpetuating it, but their reward is power & wealth & infamy.

These are Satanic illuminati protected by governments & media.

Most people don't talk about it. It's a secret society. And for normies like us who talk about it, the opposition brigade is unleashed upon us, gaslighting us and/or telling everyone we're making up nonsense.

The purpose of the secret society is satanism, indulging in worldly hedonistic pleasures and offering sacrifices to Satan who rewards them with worldly power & wealth & fame.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago

How is "infamy" a reward?

Too many minorities at my water park

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

"Foreigner"

Hmm.. With today's GOP it's more like N and the last letter

[–] KneeTitts@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yep. Saw this on front page

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

90% of those union guys in construction are brainwashed pedophile cucks . I know because I work construction in a blue state and it’s horrible

[–] winkerjadams@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Just because “union” doesn’t automatically mean dem or liberal. It’s entirely possible to be union and be totally conservative.

Combine people who bitch about dues, union politics and problems, along with right wing blue collar attitudes and constantly looking to game the system for better or worse and you probably get what they’re saying is “miserable”.

My job is pretty much white collar and unionized, but a huge chunk are right wing, essentially racist but indirectly so, and vote for the very people who are anti-union and very much for profiting at the expense of employees. They’re such myopic douches they bitch about work problems being caused by any other group attempting to unionize or slowdown during contract negotiations.

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

No one wants to work anymore. :(