"it would start by crawling up your ass."
this post was submitted on 09 May 2026
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I dunno if this is supposed to be derisive to the wage, but considering that 9/5s 6 days a week in Venezuela are 200$ monthly... where do I sign? Ill learn physics!
Just one caveat, you have to move to a place where the rent is $2000 a month.
a room here with the right to use the bathroom and the kitchen is 250-300.
We gotta start laughing in their faces
"Being that the fourth dimension is time, it would need a flux capacitor and have to hit 88mph but where he's going he doesn't need 'sides.'"
They specifically didn't say it was a hypercube, so I'm going to assume its a normal cube traveling through time and say that it could get to a max of 5 faces by moving forward 3 times, turning 90 degrees and moving forward again. The 6th face can be reached, if the cube's gravity-well is high enough, by getting a really good running start and jumping over the next to land on the 6th, Otherwise the ant is fucked and his father is very disappointed in him.
Or move forward twice, turn 90°, move forward once, turn 90° opposite to the direction you turned earlier, and move forward twice
"They would head towards the exit" and before they process youre already standing up and walking away.