Dad Jokes

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submitted 1 week ago by Jerb322@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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We were on the hwy passing a sign that had the next town ..... "Plover, 2 miles"

I yelled out "PLOVER!"

The driver swerved back and forth a bit, staring at me, startled.

Seeing my shit eating grin, he proceeded to yell at me how dangerous that was and how he wasn't amused.

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[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

Oh there’s no way this won’t lose me friends.

“PLOVER!”

“what the fuck man”

“It’s a place in Wisconsin!”

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I had to say it out loud before I figured it out. 😂

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why all the down votes? It really happened and it's a real town. Strange...

[–] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

If there was a type of joke below a dad joke, this would be it.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Pull over.

Took me a minute.

[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing