- Maybe even 2. I'd have to see it in person.
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There's a huge gap between 5 and 6. That's where I live.
1 is literally just raw. I like both crispy bacon and chewier bacon, but only if the fat is completely rendered.
I'd say either 4 or 17 deoending on how much carbon I'm looking for.
1.5 gang, rise up!
5 or 6.
Exactly what I was going to post.
I worked at a fast-food chain years ago and we had to cook bacon in the morning. The rule was to cook it to around #2 and I always cooked it to 6.
Customer: "make sure the bacon's crispy"
Me: "You have the right cook today, I only make it crispy"
- But carryover cooking means by the time I get a piece it’s a 5.
activated bacon isn't real, it can't hurt you
Activated bacon can save you from poisoning though
3 or 5 they're two different moods. 4 is too in the middle for me.
-1
I like my bacon like I like my porn....black and ashy.
Between 4 and 5 is actually good.
I'm a 3.
About tree fiddy.
Only 1 is proper. Then I can cook it to my liking.
- It's like eating a cracker.
Did they really need to go past 8?
- I like mine atomized
4-6 is ideal range.
5 or 6, for sure. If you can't hold it horizontally without it flopping, it's not done enough, and if you can't hold it horizontally without it breaking from its own weight, it's too done.
- And only Oscar Mayer Thick-Sliced. It's just the best. Still good kinda floppy, still good dark, but extra perfect when perfect.
6 and 7 are good 👍🏼
Cremated. I would like my bacon cremated.