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You should have a look at some of the official PowerShell scripts they've made to assist with managing, installing, and decommissioning Exchange Servers.
One had the word group misspelled consistently the entire way through it. Another had a wonderful comment noting that an internal function (to manage something with AD permissions or deep internals of the Exchange Server) that looked misspelled was in fact spelled correctly, because the command had a typo in the real name of it.
Microslop Cope A lot
So it's search engine that costs 10 times the energy.
And gives you the wrong information 30% of the time.
For years, I’ve rather read Stackoverflow comments than Microsoft’s nearly unusable documentation. It’s as if they don’t know how to write coherently
Then they train their troubleshooting clanker on said unusuable documentation so it's unhelpful but it won't let you talk to a human who might actually be able to assist you.
It might be combigent, but at least it's veritable
A "combingent" is when a guy is going commando, but when using the bathroom, is in too much of a hurry and gets his scrote skin caught in the zip
TBF 'combigent' should be a word. Not sure I can think of a unique case that justifies it, but it sounds like it could easily be a word.
It sounds like something that would ease the combining of ingredients/components. Like an emulsifier but more general. "An emulsifier is a combigent for oil and water"
Your mom is combigent.
This is not AI, AI would have made it much better. I mean, the only thing LLMs are quite good at is writing words, it is uncommon they misspell a word.
Microslop boomers are the worst
I started using linkwarden to archive their documentation for various things just so I know I'm not crazy when it changes.
You can track the changes on its github https://github.com/microsoftdocs
"I published the Intemal Docs because I thought it was a project name. I'm sorry. Would you like some best practices on damage mitigation?"
Such a combigent, veritable flowchart