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[–] J92@lemmy.world 12 points 4 weeks ago

Understands intent & meaning Understands intent & meaning Understands intent & meaning Understands intent & meaning Understands intent & meaning Understands intent & meaning

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

You should have a look at some of the official PowerShell scripts they've made to assist with managing, installing, and decommissioning Exchange Servers.

One had the word group misspelled consistently the entire way through it. Another had a wonderful comment noting that an internal function (to manage something with AD permissions or deep internals of the Exchange Server) that looked misspelled was in fact spelled correctly, because the command had a typo in the real name of it.

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[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 10 points 4 weeks ago

Microslop Cope A lot

[–] vane@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

So it's search engine that costs 10 times the energy.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 8 points 4 weeks ago

And gives you the wrong information 30% of the time.

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[–] corey931@lemmy.wtf 9 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

For years, I’ve rather read Stackoverflow comments than Microsoft’s nearly unusable documentation. It’s as if they don’t know how to write coherently

[–] licketysplit@programming.dev 5 points 3 weeks ago

Then they train their troubleshooting clanker on said unusuable documentation so it's unhelpful but it won't let you talk to a human who might actually be able to assist you.

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[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 weeks ago

It might be combigent, but at least it's veritable

[–] Juice@midwest.social 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

A "combingent" is when a guy is going commando, but when using the bathroom, is in too much of a hurry and gets his scrote skin caught in the zip

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[–] Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

TBF 'combigent' should be a word. Not sure I can think of a unique case that justifies it, but it sounds like it could easily be a word.

[–] bricklove@midwest.social 8 points 3 weeks ago

It sounds like something that would ease the combining of ingredients/components. Like an emulsifier but more general. "An emulsifier is a combigent for oil and water"

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Your mom is combigent.

[–] ranzispa@mander.xyz 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

This is not AI, AI would have made it much better. I mean, the only thing LLMs are quite good at is writing words, it is uncommon they misspell a word.

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[–] green_goglin@thelemmy.club 5 points 4 weeks ago

Microslop boomers are the worst

[–] ITGuyLevi@programming.dev 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I started using linkwarden to archive their documentation for various things just so I know I'm not crazy when it changes.

[–] hamid@crazypeople.online 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] doopen@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

"I published the Intemal Docs because I thought it was a project name. I'm sorry. Would you like some best practices on damage mitigation?"

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 weeks ago

Such a combigent, veritable flowchart

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