this post was submitted on 15 May 2026
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[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 months ago

Seems like he has a typo at the top. From the context, seems like it was meant to say:

"I will NOT protect my home."

[–] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 6 points 2 months ago

Bro decided to put himself in a Facebook ad

[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

He's got the 3-star Dragonball is the only useful thing I got from this.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

Good Lord that is a might gullet!

[–] SaintNectar@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago

Captain MAGA dumbass

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

The first to NOT comply, will be the first to go…🫡🫡🫡

[–] Townlately@feddit.nl 4 points 2 months ago

I WILL return to the depths of the sea. Cthulhu r'yleh!

[–] nullify3112@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I am too masc for masks

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 4 points 2 months ago

It's sad, i've met many people like this.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Thank you for your service o7

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why couldn't it have been the hentaivirus?

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[–] Dequei@piefed.social 3 points 2 months ago
[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I cross the street whenever I need to, without checking for danger. I never lock the doors. I don't check to make sure I turned off the stove. I don't wear seat belts. I go into the homes of sketchy strangers. CAUSE I DON'T LIVE IN FEAR/S

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I wonder where they got the picture of the guy from

[–] flandish@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Saint Trump’s Home for Elderly Badasses

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