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[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

Idiot.

Cashier opens a plastic bag for the beer. Horse flips its shit and bucks him through the ceiling and kills itself crashing into every sharp thing in the store. Total legend only if he and the horse lived.

I'm joking, but that horse is clearly very not pleased to be in there.

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 minutes ago

Horses are never pleased. You arnt giving them enough treats.

They also are actively always trying to explode and implode at the same time and the effort to maintain both plodsions makes them grumpy.

Also the broom moved. WHY DID THE BROOM MOVE HAN?! THE WORLD IS ENDING AHHHHHHH!!!!

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I believe this is still a DUI even though the horse is smart enough to cause any trouble

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 minutes ago

It is and it isn't. If you are actively riding the horse and in control of the reigns then you are operating a means of transportation and thus can get a DUI.

On the flip side if your passed the fuck out and slung over the horse and the horse is dragging your drunk ass home. You can't get a DUI. You can get charged with other things tho.

It varies slightly depending where you are. But it's a rather silly problem that rarely comes up.

[–] dadarobot@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 hours ago

a horse walks into a beerstore, the clerk says "why the long face?"

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 hours ago

Facebook is leaking

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

Horses are smarter than cars or bikes, faster than walking, and more available than public transportation in many places. I get his logic.

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 1 points 8 minutes ago

She asked why hes riding it into the store not to the store tho