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[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 124 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Does that disqualify someone? No.

Would I be interested? Also no.

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 57 points 3 days ago (1 children)

For me it sure does. Fuck ass people insisting that it's not okay to disqualify people from your dating pool is stupid

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 60 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Everybody's always saying you can deny a relationship with anyone for any reason until it's a reason they personally don't agree with.

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[–] HalfSalesman@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I don't care if shes fucked a lot of dudes. If she's clean, or only has something I'm prep/vax'd against I'd still be down to get with her she's hot as hell.

I only take issue with it being presumably a dumb publicity stunt thing. Like, if she fucked that many guys over the course of a few years it'd just mean she had a really high libido and a desire for variety. But that many in one go? That just sounds unpleasant.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 37 points 3 days ago (1 children)

People just love to be offended by something a random stranger did 10'000 km away.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

yeah, but how else am i going to get off on how morally superior I am? by interacting with my neighbors?

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 55 points 4 days ago (39 children)

The idea that vaginas stretch out is kinda debunked.

Now assholes on the other hand...

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 43 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I’m not disagreeing with the point of your statement, but I do want to clarify that vaginas absolutely stretch, just not permanently. You’ll have a very different experience if you work up to fisting over a couple of hours vs. launching right into it, because vaginas loosen with arousal.

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 38 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The important thing is that they are elastic - they don't stay stretched. They're not like sweaters that stay stretched out forever after someone large wears them, more like rubber bands that stretch temporarily before returning to their typical size. I think that's why OP used the term "stretch out," as too many people seem to think once a vagina stretches, it's a permanent change. It's such a weird misconception.

Giving birth stretches a vagina more than any penis (or fist) ever could. Though birth can make some changes that last, it's more like "Now I need a larger size menstrual cup" than "Now penises just slide back out," as the popular belief would have people believe.

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[–] PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip 37 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

1000 in a single day? That's going to be difficult to...

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... top.

[–] theywilleatthestars@lemmy.world 43 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Logistically questionable, but if true than who gives a shit?

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 56 points 4 days ago (11 children)

According to Wikipedia it's true, and as a world record attempt a notary must have been present to count the men. There's another job I don't envy.

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[–] taygaloocat@leminal.space 34 points 4 days ago (6 children)

It's still hard to gauge the stereotypical Lemmy user yet

[–] EtnaAtsume@lemmy.world 103 points 4 days ago (19 children)

Neurodivergent middle-aged Linux using anti-AI nostalgiagoggle-wearing very online privacy enthusiast with some degree of fixation on tech, be that privately (their hobby) or professionally (their job).

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[–] strahlemann@sh.itjust.works 37 points 4 days ago (2 children)
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