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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon observes redditors (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 28 points 4 days ago (9 children)

you're an incentive if you care about bodycount

Maybe, but I do care about orders of magnitude in bodycount. Being in the low single digits myself I definitely prefer partners that do not have a bodycount three orders of magnitude higher.

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[–] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 19 points 4 days ago (2 children)

i'm more concerned about how many guys were lining up

Maybe after the first 10 it should direct the queue into a room with a therapist to work out whatever problems they've got

[–] felbane@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago (2 children)

"Hey buddy, we'll pay you $100 if you take an STD test and then raw dog this pornstar for eight seconds. You in?"

[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Participate in a record attempt and have consensual sex with someone you personally find physically attractive and you get paid?

I could think of a worse way to spend a Tuesday night.

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