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AI, in this case, refers to LLMs, GPT technology, and anything listed as "AI" meant to increase market valuations.

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[–] haverholm@kbin.earth 233 points 2 months ago (15 children)

"The question is not whether AI will shape the world. It will," Schmidt said. "The question is whether you will have shaped artificial intelligence."

The problem with Schmidt's perspective, and to some degree that of the linked article itself, is that they take an "AI" future for granted. Like it's a given that we need to adapt to whatever the tech giants put before us.

But the thing is, the only place where (the success of) "AI" is necessary — that's in those companies' projected earnings. They sunk billions into a technology that could be a big deal in certain number crunching research fields, but to recoup the investment they marketed the product as an everything assistant for everybody.

The corporations pushing "AI" into personal computers, into workspaces, into public governance; they're huge, but they're hardly infallible. They may wish, as in "bet their savings", that this utopian tech dream will work out better than the metaverse ...but that's all it is.

They're just trying to talk their ROI into existence. We need to counter that talk, and that future. It's ours to decide over.

[–] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 171 points 2 months ago (7 children)

it's fucking ghoulish that these salesmen treat a college commencement as just another platform to push their product and grow hype

[–] HasturInYellow@lemmy.world 59 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I was hoping someone would throw tomatoes or something at him.

Maybe a brick or two.

[–] Gerblat@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

He already looks like he took a tomato or two to the face

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[–] lyrial@anarchist.nexus 44 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This was a very well-said take. No notes.

[–] haverholm@kbin.earth 18 points 2 months ago (11 children)

Doing my humble, unassisted meatsack best.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Uh-huh. Sounds like something an AI would say. Let's see what's really behind that mask...

rips off face Ah-HA!!!

OH, GOD! There's so much blood! Whyyyy 😭

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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago (13 children)

The problem is pushing a business model that likely seeks to put many of the graduates he’s speaking to out of a job.

Yes, the other things you say are also true, along with the tactless use of a commencement speech to advertise said business, but telling the people about how great AI is while failing to consider the effects on them is…well, very Billionaire of him.

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[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 109 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Shame these kids got an advertisement instead of a commencement speech.

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[–] RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world 108 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A billionaire praising AI as the next big thing doesn't belong at a graduation ceremony.

[–] 7101334@lemmy.world 56 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Imagine working 2, 4, 8, whatever number of years, then you get to a night meant to honor your accomplishments.... then you have to sit through a billionaire performing autofellatio in the form of an advertisement

[–] Matt@lemdro.id 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Not just any advertisement. An advertisement for something that is likely limiting their job opportunities that they have been studying years for.

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[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 87 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Read the room, dickhead.

It's not often the room is quite this easy to read.

[–] kernelle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 2 months ago

I loved the double down "if you let me make this point" followed by an ever increasing sound of boo's

[–] blackjam_alex@lemmy.world 86 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

AI aside, this was incredibly disrespectful to the graduates. He basically stole the ceremony to pitch his business. These people have no shame.

[–] monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 72 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Glad he’s getting booed. In this clip he’s saying things that are potentially true about AI. The biggest problem though is that assholes like him will be the ones designing AI. They want to own the source of all information to shape the world as they wish it to be.

They already own the media, now their AI will be what they want it to be, say what they want it to say.

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[–] BigMacHole@thelemmy.club 62 points 2 months ago

Kids are SO Ungrateful! WHY can't they just APPRECIATE the Epstein Class for ELIMINATING their Job Prospects like GOOD SEXY Kids?

-Rich People!

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 59 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm rather proud of humanity here.

A narcissist with psychopathic tendencies promotes his next bullshit way of him getting richer, and people just showed him what they think of it

Good

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 months ago

I'm a huge fan of booing. Its the best way to simply show you dislike something. I'm glad the younger generations are hanging onto that one.

[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 56 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Holy fuck. It’s their big day, and he uses it to pitch his fucking shitty fucking products. Read the room dumbarse

[–] lauha@lemmy.world 34 points 2 months ago

Ads on graduation speech. What a time to be alive!

[–] Flower@sh.itjust.works 55 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Usually they also like to tell you it's the new industrial revolution. Then you look at the industrial revolution and see 100 years of poverty, living in slums, child labor, ridiculous working hours and protesting the elites.

[–] FlyingCircus@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And notably, the exploitation didn't let up until we stopped protesting the elites, and started doing other things to them.

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[–] 0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.com 51 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Give people affordable healthcare

-No

Give people affordable homes

-No

Give people liveable income

-No

Give people a product marketed as pseudo-beneficial to humanity, while making yourself richer.

-Hell yesss

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[–] rozodru@piefed.world 41 points 2 months ago (5 children)

yeah at UofA of all places, a place that has quite a big CS department. these kids are graduating in hopes of getting jobs that simply don't exist for them. they have every right to boo him.

I went to high school in Tucson and would routinely go to the UofA for LAN Parties. They also had an awesome Arcade on campus. UofA is the last place to go gloating about AI taking jobs.

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[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 39 points 2 months ago (6 children)

It would have been more satisfying if they rushed the stage to rip the fucker apart then just rioted. But I guess we’re not quite there yet.

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[–] victorz@lemmy.world 39 points 2 months ago

Love to see it. I'm not usually proud of the younger generation(s), but this is beautiful.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago

The kids are alright.

[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 31 points 2 months ago (2 children)

If they'd just let the graphics card bubble pop with crypto, by now we'd be in the recovery stage and regulating digital securities.

But that would require admitting to irrationality in the financial system and putting in the work to fix it, which would be mildly embarrassing. So instead, the bourgeoisie have chosen the maximally embarrassing thing of being delusional about a crummy computer program.

And the bubble is now so big, the pop won't be a normal boom-bust. I half suspect its gonna end the dollar as reserve currency.

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[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"find a way to say yes"

this motherfucker.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 23 points 2 months ago

Least rapey sounding statement from a male billionaire

[–] JackiesFridge@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago

He has a very punchable, condescending face.

I’m not threatening, simply observing.

Platonic ideal of a punchable face.

[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 27 points 2 months ago

another recent commencement speaker (in Florida) also getting booed for praising "AI" can be seen on youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCNgENc_0N0

but oddly this Eric Schmidt video isn't on there, afaict? 🤔

[–] chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago (8 children)

The annoying thing is that generative AI actually has real, positive applications for humanity.

Unfortunately, dickheads like Schmidt have applied it to the things it's least good at because it's the most likely to enslave the populace by denying them of jobs and make the most money.

[–] Brownie@lemmy.zip 24 points 2 months ago (25 children)

I'm curious what positive applications you see in it? Genuine question, not trying to fight, just looking for other views

[–] BozeKnoflook@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Programmer here. They can be a useful tool if used correctly. They are great at writing unit tests, useful for upgrading older code, and really useful as a semi-intelligent autocomplete.

If used incorrectly they will generate a giant mess that works briefly but becomes impossible to expand on, full of duplicated sections that makes maintenance super difficult, and have weird logical flaws.

I prefer using agents running on my own desktop rather than paying somebody for it.

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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

Yeah so far all the "advantages" have been "cutting corners inaccurately."

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[–] Elting@piefed.social 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Funny to watch how red he gets throughout the video.

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[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

Because he's a motherfucker.

[–] binux@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

We should bring back throwing rotten fruit and vegetables at people like this. Maybe the pillory too while we're at it.

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Really looking forward to more crowds booing and hissing at billionaires selling slop, you don't see enough crowds hissing at rapist fuck face pieces of shit

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 19 points 2 months ago

Face thicker than the Great Wall of China. This speech is basically a threat.

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I really need to go get a proper set of encyclopedias for when we own nothing and the internet is just filtered monitored crap not worth engaging in.

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[–] GenosseFlosse@feddit.org 18 points 2 months ago

"Gemini, write me a graduation speech how AI will replace their potential job prospects!"

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 17 points 2 months ago (7 children)

What I find worry some is that they know damn well that nobody wants this “future”. And yet they keep trying to push this narrative over and over again.

They have shitloads of money invested, I get that they want to see this take off so they can see some returns.

But they just blatantly want to talk past the environmental impact this has, the destruction of culture and society this will bring.

I’m really starting to feel like at some point it’s not gonna be speeches trying to promote this filth but just blatant implementation in society.

“Use your tokens and participate or starve.”

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[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

God, this makes me so damn happy. Wonderful stuff.

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