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[–] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 2 points 2 months ago

Sausage sandwich with cheese and hp sauce... ius

[–] razzazzika@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago
[–] ynthrepic@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Katsudonius.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 2 months ago

Fruit cake with cheeseius - don't really work.

[–] donalonzo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
[–] sneekee_snek_17@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

Garlic Breadious

[–] da_hooman_husky@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 months ago

Burritus of beefitus

[–] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I was just chewing on a Pen.

Penius... but it was a Bic pen and my name is Dick so, my friends call me Bicius Dickius.

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

Sandwichius

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Call me Malusius.

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Thai ricius

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago
[–] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago
[–] lazycouchpotato@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago
[–] DozensOfDonner@mander.xyz 1 points 2 months ago

Sajoerius, that actually has a fun ring to it

[–] FardyCakes@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Chilius Crispius Hummusius

[–] purplemonkeymad@programming.dev 1 points 2 months ago

Nanaimo barius

Good job Canadians, they are nice.

[–] notso@feddit.org 1 points 2 months ago

Vegetarianius Mortadellius Toastius

[–] Amir@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago (4 children)
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[–] Ostrichgrif@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Lo-meinius, actually goes pretty hard

[–] undeffeined@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Milkius Curdius Proteinius Powderius

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago
[–] ReverendIrreverence@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Cacciatorius entering the chat

[–] sunshine@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago

Stuffed French Toastius

[–] Statick@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago
[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago

Chile Verdius (cum cervino).

[–] trevdog@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago
[–] bratekarate@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago
[–] frcl@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago

Hummus Toastius

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 1 points 2 months ago

Wontonius sounds pretty roman

[–] Elaine@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago
[–] Guttural@jlai.lu 1 points 2 months ago

Turronius.

I could have had it worse. Imagine the baconiuses and the asparagius in the room.

[–] medem@lemmy.wtf 1 points 2 months ago

Shortbreadius

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Mochaius... no wait... I should be able to conjugate this correctly...

Um... Mochallus?

[–] artifactsofchina@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Marmaladius

[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 1 points 2 months ago

My name shall be Oatmealus Cookieus

[–] NepGinger@lemy.nl 1 points 2 months ago

Vlammetjeius

[–] brillotti@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Chocolatius

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