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Those are just the lyrics to a new death metal song
There are 2 types of death metal lyrics: the type written by a real life surgeon that needs a medical dictionary to decode, and oooooooooreoreoreooooooo
Con door
Hodor
Ho door
Should have added Fyodor.
Need a Dumbledor in there too.
Why do I not see a Cory door corridor?
Oh no, he also placed an uber eats delivery and now there's a curry order in the Cory door corridor.
No con, doe, condo?