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Transcript
[Nancy sees a sign posted on a bank window which reads: Visit our loan department]
[Nancy stands before a bank clerk]
Nancy: I’d like to borrow two dollars
Clerk: For what?
[Nancy speaking to the clerk]
Nancy: The circus is in town
Clerk: It is?
[Nancy and the clerk sit in a crowd at the circus enjoying ice cream while they watch the show. It’s loss. The comic was loss all along.]
Source
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Just kidding, it’s also loss.
Very nice source. Thanks for citing it and giving the author credit
Fresh take. Very nice.
Gotdamn you crazy sonofabitch you got me good. Holy shit.
Jesus sacramentado
HOW DID I NOT SEE IT IN 3 SEC ?
We've found a rare modern loss that lasts until the punchline
I'm genuinely speechless
Thanks, that was the goal here.
Oh, my bad. Not as OC. I was trying to disguise it like a normal comic, hence the transcript and “source” link.
Oh, i didnt saw that... sorry for that.
You’re good dude. I didn’t mean to imply it was my OC
I love you
So are we to believe the banker gave her the loan, bought her ice cream, and is now charging her interest on the $2?
Nah once the banker knew the circus was in town and she was excited to see it, he just had to promise her ice cream to get her in the van.
Well played
boy is this a good one
I don't get it. What's going on in the last panel?
That’s from a web comic this comic in particular went viral as a meme. It’s called Loss and now that you’ve seen it, you’ll see it everywhere. Sometimes it’s just represented with lines or dots.
Check out the Wikipedia article on it, the meme section will show you how you might encounter it.
Wow
I hope that’s not the main event!
That would be a total loss
I'm... not even mad. Well done.
Bravo. Brav-o.