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[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 29 points 3 days ago

The real trolly problem is we got rid of them a 100 years ago.

[–] Benign@fedia.io 18 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The new trolley problem: Can you handle being called cute?

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

is it bad being called cute?

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 days ago

Depends on your ability to handle compliments

[–] Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I like riding on a train/trolley :3

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 8 points 3 days ago

*ding ding*

WHEEEE!

[–] OldSageRick@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"On a train" as in inside, or like on a mini train where you literally on top?

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Awwww thank youuuuu 🤭

[–] LadyButterfly@reddthat.com 5 points 2 days ago
[–] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 days ago

I'm sure I'd still find a way to be responsible for my own displeasure. Would still be cute tho

[–] Klear@piefed.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

WRONG LEVER!!!

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 days ago
[–] ZeDoTelhado@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If the only other would be my mom and no one else I would accept the "everyone thinks that you're cute" part. Otherwise I would politely, but firmly, say to the people to go to the optician, because for sure they would wrong AF.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

my dude i am lopsided as fuck, have seven buttholes and am gorgeous. beauty has nothing to do with the body it's a personality thing. obviously mine is so egotistical i have to duck to walk through doorways but you catch my point? once you're older than like, 25, if you're kind you're pretty (it shows up on the lines you get on your face. don't worry about wrinkles. they're good) and like, i dunno but everyone i think is cool thinks that way too.

[–] RacerX@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

I needed this today. Thank you.

[–] frankenswine@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago
[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 days ago

The solution to the trolley problem is always, stop the trolley, call the police, untie the people. If you can't stop the trolley you are under no obligation to redirect it.

[–] 666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Okay but wheres all the cars and FREEDOM?!

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago
[–] EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

cute, inferior scum