this post was submitted on 24 May 2026
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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 100 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You can love your mama and still be excited about your new vibrator. Don’t let anyone tell you different.

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 50 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If you love your mama, buy her this vibrator.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You can love your mama, just don’t love your mama, if you know what I mean

[–] protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

you can hear the banjos in this post

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just because you’re old doesn’t mean you don’t enjoy a little personal time.

[–] protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

alabama

edit: replied to the wrong comment

[–] xylol@leminal.space 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bots gotta get the likes before they spam post

[–] tja@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Also: If you have a very successful tweet, companies will write to you to ask if you can advertise as a reply under that viral tweet.

And some people want/need that money, so they will accept those offers.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

twenty bucks is living your best life, by giving up on it, by eating at arby's.

[–] KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Works like a dream for mixing salads

[–] riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago

Mom's pretty great.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

Get We Vibe Melt instead if you have a clit. It’s incredible.

[–] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Is it as good as they say those comments glaze it pretty hard

[–] KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Unfortunately it doesn't fit inside me, so that part is a bit disappointing and has caused me to not use it much, the suction is pretty good but the ~10 power levels mostly seem to not do anything, like the first 5 presses are the same then it really starts powering up.

[–] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 1 points 1 month ago

The social media influencer lady lied to me. I feel so betrayed.

[–] Mwa@thelemmy.club 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I thought she would advertise her OF instead

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

her mom's OF?

[–] byte_0verflow@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

The duality of man

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Clit Destroyer 3000

[–] cheeseburger@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

Holy, Day of the Tentacle!

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

That thing does look like a good time.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world -2 points 1 month ago (1 children)