Sometimes a post is so good I can't do anything but tip my fedora.
this post was submitted on 28 May 2026
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non-honey bees don't get enough credit. there are so many kinds of cool ground bees. and they are doing it all alone.
What like 15 years of greentext and it took this long? Impossible.
There's also this one
theres another like this but its a plushie. It's not the first time
Fake: Anon is less annoying than a wasp
Gay: Anon dreams about hanging out with queens
Just bee yourself, they said
Mark, this is good news.
we can be bees 🐝🐝
A STEAK?????
let me break it down for you mark 💃🕺🪩
protein tubes... with that white sauce
Buzz buzz
Not!
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