this post was submitted on 29 May 2026
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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 points 13 minutes ago

Shit, I need to sell my mystery company stock before it bombs.

CEO: Spending money is too slow. Can we possibly spend money even faster?
CEO2: We're working on accountants that can eat gold bars out of the safe on demand.

[–] M33@piefed.world 9 points 3 hours ago

Hahahah « use AI or you’re fired » mindset might backfire