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[–] Aquaphobi@lemmy.zip 9 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

And I bet this is based in opinion and not any sort of scientific understanding because you put assembly as an obsolete language…

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world -2 points 3 hours ago

"Obsolete Lang" is more of a looks category, and back then most programming languages were not much dissimilar from it. Basically Assembly had to stay unstructured due to how CPUs work, while the industry moved on.

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 6 hours ago

SQL isn't a toy language, it's a domain specific language.

[–] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Anders429@programming.dev 1 points 7 minutes ago

It's somehow both a nu lang and an obsolete lang.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 14 points 7 hours ago

The only way Assembly will be obsolete is if there were no new chips processor models being created.

Every time a new architecture or a new instruction group is announced, it has to be bootstrapped into the C compiler.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 7 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

i like how you've managed to include just a single non-procedural language, and it's the most interesting one by far, and you're calling it obsolete. says a lot.

[–] seliaste@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Prolog, right? I really love it

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 13 points 8 hours ago

How is cobol toy wasn't it made for military?

[–] josefo@leminal.space 10 points 8 hours ago

ngl I'm pretty mad right now

[–] scroll_responsibly@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 11 hours ago

Outside the chart. Somewhere far above the image

[–] cmnybo@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

If everything written in those "obsolete" languages suddenly disappeared, the whole world would go dark.

[–] Adalast@lemmy.world 8 points 11 hours ago

That doesn't stop them from being obsolete, it just means that people who have the "if it ain't broke, don't fix it" mentality can get fucked.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 3 points 8 hours ago

System vs Toy?

[–] KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 39 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

AKA: How to annoy a bunch of computer nerds very quickly....

Make one for Linux distros next!!!

[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 12 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

By being wildly wrong you mean?

[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 12 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

You say "wildly wrong", they say "incentivizing engagement".

[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 9 points 8 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago

Precisely. Getting people upset is the foremost technique to farm engagement on social media. Sites such as Facebook even deliberately altered their algorithms to show content that will anger readers because it works so well to keep them invested.

Engagement bait is omnipresent and really obvious once you learn to spot it - even something as innocuous as one or two "accidental" typos in a meme to get people into the comments section.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

You could rent yourself to translate corporate-speak in email and meetings

[–] marsza@lemmy.cafe 2 points 7 hours ago

Typescript, a language. Hah.

[–] Scoopta@programming.dev 78 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

Assembly being obsolete has to be the funniest joke in here. It fundamentally never will be even if its use is niche

[–] el_twitto@lemmy.world 33 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

...and C++ being obsolete is the second funniest.

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

It is clearly surpassed by C though this chart seems to have missed that fact.

[–] ozymandias117@lemmy.world 75 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

How are you defining "Obsolete" vs "Nu"?

e.g. Brainfuck from 1993 is all the way to Nu, while D (2001) and Rust (2012) are less "Nu"?

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 30 points 17 hours ago (4 children)

Also, what the hell is "nu" supposed to mean?

[–] Mika@sopuli.xyz 17 points 16 hours ago
[–] subterfuge@lemmy.world 12 points 17 hours ago

OP probably lived through the mid-1990s rise of “nu-metal” bands like Linkin Park

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 0 points 7 hours ago

Maybe short for "Nouveau".
The "ouvea" being removed:P

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[–] moomoomoo309@programming.dev 43 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Yeah, the axes on this are weird, why would the opposite of a systems language be a toy language? And why is Lua, a very popular and commonly used language in tons of stuff, a "toy"? And Lua is a nu Lang? It's older than Java, maybe it just feels newer because each release isn't necessarily backwards compatible?

[–] entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 9 hours ago

Also Python as a toy lang and somehow more "nu" than Java despite Java being younger?

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[–] rooroo@feddit.org 40 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

It wouldn’t be a good compass if nobody had strong issues with it:

  1. System vs Toy is not opposed to each other. Should have been system vs abstract or useful vs toy or whatever
  2. Where LISP? Best language missing makes graph bad

Edit: before people tell me there’s already ‘obsolete’ on the graph, no, there’s loads of obsolete languages that are still useful, and many more new languages that are either built for fun or not used for sad or good reasons.

Edit2: I’m also halfway sure that brainfuck is older than rust (but don’t wanna look it up). But if that’s true your axis mean several things at once anyway and you should feel bad (not really though).

[–] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 14 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I literally opened it looking for Lisp and dismissed the whole thing when I realized its not there

[–] expr@programming.dev 5 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Haskell's also not there. I was ready to criticize any quadrant it was put in heh. But that's probably mostly because the axes are kinda bad.

[–] Eiri@lemmy.ca 19 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

Did you just note Typescript, a superset of JavaScript that needs to be compiled into it, as closer to the system?

Also does it technically constitute a language? That feels like a stretch too.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 17 points 16 hours ago (6 children)

Where's Latin and Summerian? 🤔

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[–] radish@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 18 hours ago (7 children)

Curious how you decided what goes where, I'd hardly consider SQL a "Toy Lang" as opposed to a "System Lang"

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[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 19 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

COBOL is about as far from a "toy" as I can imagine. Almost everything corpo runs on it at some level.

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 16 hours ago

And almost no one writes it for fun.

[–] Awkwardparticle@programming.dev 13 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

Why is it missing Haskell?

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It's missing another axis, where else is Scott Lang gonna fit?

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