this post was submitted on 30 May 2026
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[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 56 minutes ago (1 children)

past tense read and toxic lead vs reading and leading if somebody doesn’t underntand

[–] Shellbeach@lemmy.world 1 points 25 minutes ago* (last edited 24 minutes ago)

I feel like I walked on a rake after a perfect catwalk reading you. Love it.

[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 2 points 4 minutes ago (2 children)

Wait... how do you pronounce vaseline?

[–] Aremel@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 minutes ago

Va-seh-leen

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 2 points 2 minutes ago

like the vase with a linen.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 minutes ago

Qu'est-ce que c'est ?

That's the ubiquitous "what's that" in French. All languages are evil to newcomers.

You're welcome.

[–] unitedwithme@lemmy.today 47 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

English can certainly be difficult! It can understood through tough thorough thought though throughout the learning process.

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 9 points 1 hour ago

If y'all ain't get the gist of it y'ain't thunk it thru enuff.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 0 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] ApertureUA@lemmy.today 1 points 25 minutes ago* (last edited 24 minutes ago) (1 children)

Do you speak other languages tho?

[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 2 points 12 minutes ago
[–] Flower@sh.itjust.works 2 points 39 minutes ago* (last edited 37 minutes ago)

It is in the end parts of old englsih, French, Latin, Dutch, German and Norse duct-taped together and forced into a trenchcoat.

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 1 points 38 minutes ago

PONY AND FUCKING BOLOGNA!!

[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Como enemigo número uno del Inglés, this post feels validating to me.

[–] MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world 2 points 35 minutes ago

Time de inimigos do inglês