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When the checkout machine at the supermarket asks me to donate to something and I hit "not this time" I whisper it to myself like Jonathan Frakes.
I can watch a full hour is this.
I've seen the half-speed video where he's asking random questions and sounds like a drunk uncle.
This is like a sequel cut where the drunk uncle is back with one big conspiracy theory!
I giggle every time. “…then how do you explain the detail of the chocolate chip cookie?”