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The local supermarket takes protein bar protection. Anyway does anyone know how to open these cases ?
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this post was submitted on 02 Jun 2026
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When Jesus descends, he’ll probably have the key or whatever
Use your protein stick
Just detonate them.
Shotgun
Yeah. You take a group of like minded individuals. You raid the grocery store together and grab all kinds of food, including the protein bars. You give away the food to a food bank and keep a few bars as a reward. Then you take a hammer and smash the boxes.
1 oz(28g) of whole, shelled peanuts is 7g of protein. The best way to open those cases is to return them to the shelf and let someone else buy them.
Spoiler alert: protein bars, energy bars, are just candy bars for fathletes.
Ew, I don't want to eat stolen goods after someone touched it
Brick?
Looks like a flathead screwdriver would do it. If you don't mind breaking it.
Every day we stray further from god's light.
By purchasing them.
c/technicallythetruth
"By purchasing them"
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Can't make this shit up
gernade protein bar details
https://www.grenade.com/products/oreo-protein-bar
Protein Blend (Calcium Caseinate (Milk), Whey Protein Isolate (Milk)), Milk Chocolate with Sweetener (20%) (Sweetener: Maltitol; Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Cocoa Mass, Emulsifier: Soy Lecithin; Natural Flavouring), Bovine Collagen Hydrolysate, Humectant: Glycerol; Sweeteners: Maltitol, Sucralose; Palm Oil, Water, Fat- reduced Cocoa Powder (3%), Wheat Flour, Wheat Starch, Rapeseed Oil, Bulking Agent: Polydextrose; Sea Salt, Emulsifier: Soy Lecithin; Raising Agents: Ammonium Carbonates, Sodium Carbonates; Acidity Regulator: Sodium Hydroxide; Flavouring.
100g bar - 34g carb, 17g fat, 35g protein.
It's quite the ultra processed treat! Palm Oil, Soy Lecithin, Polydextrose (A treat!) - yum
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