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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 50 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Do u ever make eye contact...

No

[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 6 points 1 week ago

Do u ever brush up against...

That's why I wear a short skirt and long sunglasses.

Wait fuck double wait I think I like them this way

[–] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 1 week ago
[–] imeansurewhynot@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 week ago

Ha in high school yea. now I've talked to enough of them to know they're thinking about something completely random and unrelated to me and often nothing at all, which I find the most interesting.

Like they might have literally just been staring at a tree for five minutes. And then I talk to them and they're like 'I was just looking at this tree."

Especially these days, people seem increasingly surprised that a human is actually talking to them in real life.

[–] BooBees@fedinsfw.app 19 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Almost everyone is going after a small percentage of the hottest people with the most to offer, but meanwhile people are out there banging in droves, which means there are plenty of people who will bang based on personality or other things they see in people, like humor, capability, nice arms, grey sweatpants, whatever. So maybe don’t focus just on not being a 10/10 in the looks department, very few people are a 10/10. If only those people got laid, the species wouldn’t be like 9 billion strong.

[–] tlekiteki@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

gotta love me some grey sweatpants

[–] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Clean and decently cared for, yes. Much less than "damn, are those new?" and those charming, sexy, even coquettish grey sweatpants are instead the malformed mustard & mucous magnet of gray stumpclothes. You've better odds picking wild mushrooms. 😅

[–] Gust@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I never knew the grey sweatpants thing until I was a grown man and bought a pair of grey yoga pants that were cut and styled like slacks. They may as well be a miniskirt for all the attention they've garnered for me when I leave work wearing them

[–] CucumberFetish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What is this wizardry you are speaking of? I demand sauce!

[–] Gust@piefed.social 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I got them from a company called betabrand. Sadly they only do small crowdfunded runs of products and I believe they don't make men's clothing anymore, so I cannot lead you to the magical yoga slacks

[–] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh, you can lead them to said magical snack slacks, you just can't make them any. 😁

[–] Gust@piefed.social 1 points 1 week ago

Preach. I can't recall another article of clothing I've left the house in that's ever inspired complete strangers to, unsolicited, suddenly inquire/comment on the "nice breeze today". Are grey sweatpants some sort of secret code between meteorologists?

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 7 points 1 week ago

I'm living proof that people out there are horny enough to fuck 1's. You can do it, virgins. I believe in you!

[–] Twinklebreeze@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'll take a funny 5/10 nine times out of ten. If she makes me laugh hard enough she might as well be a super model anyways. On an unrelated note I think I might be a little face blind.

[–] BooBees@fedinsfw.app 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Amen. I think I’m maybe a little face blind, or maybe I just really like quirky faces.

[–] Twinklebreeze@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

A friend actually pointed out to me that I tend to find more distinct faces attractive.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nah I've got 0 hottie permanence

Hotties come and go but homies are forever. Remember that kings. 👊🤙🤟🫵✌️🫰🫦

[–] IWW4@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago
[–] Xerxos@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

I'm not a lesbian, just an ugly guy, but that happens to me often. Some experiences transcend gender and sexuality ;-)

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Ever go on a date with a woman and you have so much in common, make the same jokes, same references, you feel you hit it off so well, kiss at the end of the night, both agree to make plans for a 2nd date, and the next morning she texts says something's not clicking and deletes you?

That hit for the next week, but she probably stopped thinking about you after she hit send

STOP TALKING ABOUT GOBLINS STOP TALKING ABOUT GOBLINS STOP TALKING ABOUT GOBLINS STOP TALKING ABOUT GOBLINS STOP TALKING ABOUT GOBLINS STOP TALKING ABOUT GOBLINS STOP TALKING ABOUT GOBLINS

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

Nah, never happened to me.

[–] roserose56@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

Every fucking day, and let me tell that some of the women have high standards, like brand pit or something, because their looks is annoying.