how about trillion tons of zimbabwean dollars
this post was submitted on 03 Jun 2026
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What denomination are the bills and how much does each brick of gold weight? Cuz I mean, if the bills are high enough, like $5000s they might be worth more than the gold.
Edit: The weight of the money doesn't matter as much as the denominaton here. A $1 bill weighs the same as a $500 bill, y'all. If gold is $145 per ounce, a 500kg pile of $500 or $1000 bills that weigh about 1 gram each is worth a lot more. If they are $1s, $5s, $10s, $20s, $50s or eveb $100s, take the gold. If they are $500s or higher, take the cash.
A US $1 weighs 1g according to a random website I found on the Internet. I tested and it's close enough.
As of today 2026/06/02, a gram of gold is worth about $140 assuming it's minted and the purity is known.
That honestly surprises me. It means that gold and bills (assuming c-bills) are within an order of magnitude of each other.
Worst case with bill denominations: half a million. Best case with bill denominations: 50 million dollars.
Worst case with gold: $140/g less 10% worst case for verification and bulk buy discounts. $120/g ballpark. $60 million. Best case with gold: ~$70 million dollars upper bound for known minted purity.
So gold has the highest potential return but also the highest overhead.
I'd probably go gold. Even if I lost 50% due to overhead, I'd be able to pay my mortgage and my brother's student loans and for my mum to live in a nice place.
Honestly, any of them would be a life changing amount of money.
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Classic. Well done ?
I'm not getting either. 500kg is powerlifter territory, nobody else can lift it.
Too metric. Can I get that weight in cheeseburgers please?
Ok. 500 kg of dollars, 500kg of gold or 500kg of cheeseburgers. Which do You choose?
Precooked weight if that matters.
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The gold of course, Dollar is not even worth its weight in paper in a few years
They've been saying that since before you were born.
nope, when I was born everybody believed in the american dream (1970). those days are really over now, my friend.
Gold has done rather well vs the dollar in those years!
No thanks, I've read Umineko, I know how this ends
407kg or so short of that kind of deal.