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[–] TheJesusaurus@sh.itjust.works 34 points 2 days ago

Someone else put it better than I could:

This man is going to be outlived by some Sicilian who's entire diet is olives, campari and cigarettes

[–] ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 76 points 2 days ago (1 children)

“Business angle somewhere” you mean the entire supplement company, app with social media aspect, etc? A 1 month supply of his longevity pack is $420 plus shipping and includes such things as “elite olive oil” and “a mix of blueberries, macadamia nuts, and walnuts”

This guy is kind of a grifter but on one hand he at least is authentic to his grift so I get what they’re saying. Like the conservatives that cause grindr to crash during Charlie Kirk’s funeral are just so frustrating but I truly believe this guy literally eats this shit day in and day out and actually does the vampire shit. I don’t think it’ll work, if he does live longer I think it will be because he’s fucking rich as shit and that seems to be real beneficial to outcomes as you have access to excellent medical care including preventative care and the ability to be like “oh something’s bothering me, I need to push that meeting to get this looked at” and get a Dr immediately whereas us peons can’t get a Dr appt for 4 months and when we can it conflicts with work

[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 day ago

it also seems like he's getting gifted as much as he's gifting ... not sure that helps anything though 😅

[–] Lasherz12@lemmy.world 39 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Shout out to all of the people who sold their plasma to make ends meet so it could be upcharged to dickhead billionaires trying to be immortal.

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 45 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Dude looks like a 48 year old whose had plastic surgery....

.... because he's a 48 year old whose had plastic surgery.

[–] aislopmukbang@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago

Yup. Everytime I see him I just hear Odo going "Harumpf."

[–] v_krishna@lemmy.ml 22 points 2 days ago

Dr Cravensworth, I presume?

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The problem is: he might be genuine about it, but still pad his numbers with the occasional lie. He is selling supplements, after all.

[–] Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago

What a cunt. At least there’s some solace knowing his entire life will be nothing but pure torture trying to fight the inevitable. Just being at peace that life is finite makes it a lot more relaxing and enjoyable to actually live it.