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[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago

Peppercorn sauce wreakhead

[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 5 points 3 days ago

Salt and pepper anarchist

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Miracle whip Epstein list. Mine is kinda long

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yeah I like miracle whip as a salad topping. A lot of people have a problem with that lol

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Lol, why are they disappointed in you about the epstein list?

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Lmao. Accusation it is. You're in the epstein's files., defend yourself.

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Pistols at dawn? We’ll meet at Epstein island. I know a ~~guy who can fly us there.~~ a plane thats not being used.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 points 3 days ago

Never mind that! He likes miracle whip!

[–] Egonallanon@feddit.uk 6 points 3 days ago

Balsamic vinegar no kids.

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 5 points 3 days ago

Buttermilk ranch lack of drive that’s actually undiagnosed adhd? Bit of a mouthful, just like these dicks!

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago
[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 days ago

Oil & Vinegar Quitter

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Ranch Autonomy.

That's not a very good stripper name.

But then again, I'm not a very good stripper. I can barely take paint off of anything.

[–] _fryerDan@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago

Italian Bad Decisions

[–] Fishnoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Thousand Island Overbearing Mother

[–] Bipauler@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago

Balsamic addict

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

French Stewart?

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago

Ranch stoner

[–] neo2478@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago

Lemony Vegan

[–] Stonewyvvern@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Dry Loser... yikes.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 points 3 days ago

Vinegar no children?

[–] slippyferret@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

I bet yuzu is delicious on a salad.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago

Green Beefsteak Motivation

That works out a lot better than I thought it would, but it's probably a better drag name

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Thousand Island Unlovability

[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ginger didn’t marry that one nice girl who was abusive but they don’t know that.

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[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Honey mustard unreliability

[–] Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 days ago

Greek atheist. Only my mom though, I couldn’t disappoint my dad if I tried, he’s very supportive.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Thousand Island Deadbeat, there's something there

[–] Gerudo@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago

Cool band name

[–] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 days ago

Western…

What the fuck disappoints my parents? They’ve literally been the most accepting I can expect of parents. No kids? Parents: Okay. No…? Parents: Okay. Too little…? Maybe?

Sorry, kids… I am, again, not in pr0n.

French Atheist. Ce n'est pas un Dieu bon. Or something, I don't speak French.

[–] pootzapie@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Italian everything!

[–] Furey@ttrpg.network 3 points 3 days ago

Bleu Cheese Enby - why couldn't I just be a boy?! 🤷🏻‍♀️ And I'm dating Mixed Berry (Vinegrette) Queer - sounds like the start of a good charcuterie board.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 4 points 3 days ago

Yeah right, like I'm going to just give out my parents password on the Internet...

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