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French Atheist. Ce n'est pas un Dieu bon. Or something, I don't speak French.

[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ginger didn’t marry that one nice girl who was abusive but they don’t know that.

[–] Furey@ttrpg.network 3 points 3 months ago

Well, I'm proud of you for not marrying her. And ginger dressing is delicious

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Thousand Island Unlovability

[–] slippyferret@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Stonewyvvern@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Dry Loser... yikes.

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

Olive Oil close to death?

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Blue Cheese Career?

I don't think this naming scheme works very well.

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Yeah, this isn't going to work for Blue Cheese Anger Issues either

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[–] rmrf@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 months ago

Greek dropout lol

[–] multifariace@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

OilAndVinegar NotGay

that does not flow or sound sexy.

[–] decended_being@midwest.social 4 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Did you mean Straight Vinaigrette?

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[–] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 months ago

Western…

What the fuck disappoints my parents? They’ve literally been the most accepting I can expect of parents. No kids? Parents: Okay. No…? Parents: Okay. Too little…? Maybe?

Sorry, kids… I am, again, not in pr0n.

[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 months ago

vinagrette femboy? doesn't sound very tasty

[–] slemptastrophe@piefed.social 3 points 3 months ago

Balsamic Vinaigrette Not a Christian

[–] Furey@ttrpg.network 3 points 3 months ago

Bleu Cheese Enby - why couldn't I just be a boy?! 🤷🏻‍♀️ And I'm dating Mixed Berry (Vinegrette) Queer - sounds like the start of a good charcuterie board.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Honey mustard unreliability

[–] SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago
[–] relativelyrobin@mander.xyz 3 points 3 months ago
[–] spacegoat@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Goma Liberal

[–] Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Pickleideas@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oh I forgot Catalina existed. That's going on the shopping list

[–] Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

My wife and I have used it for years to make a faux taco salad with sundries like pintos, corn, tomatoes black olives taco meat and a few Fritos sprinkled about. Tasty and simple!

[–] nul9o9@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago

Ceasar isolationist

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago

Peppercorn sauce wreakhead

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Zesty Italian Body(?)

Kinda killing it with my choice of salad dressing. Not actually sure if there's a consistent answer for the second part for me.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 3 points 3 months ago

Caesar childless

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Thousand Island Deadbeat, there's something there

[–] Gerudo@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 months ago

Cool band name

[–] fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] csolisr@hub.azkware.net 3 points 3 months ago

More often known as a union

[–] MrSelfDestruct@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 months ago

Blue cheese unmotivated

[–] CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

No salad emotionally disconnected

It doesn't have much of a ring to it unfortunately.

[–] Stanley_Pain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Thousand Island, don't even need the second part 😂

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[–] zarniwoop@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago

Vinaigrette Broke

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