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[–] Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app 48 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

Agreed. Maybe not the best mullet on it's own, but MacGyver wore it best.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 41 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 40 points 2 weeks ago
[–] RustyShackleford@piefed.social 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)


~~Cunth~~ Can't handle the mullet.

[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Zelaf@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 weeks ago

YES, was looking for someone who posted David Hasselhoff.

[–] Mpatch@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

mullet so tight the panties just baja blast off.

[–] volore@scribe.disroot.org 7 points 2 weeks ago

Oh my fucking god I want that Jazz Honda and riding gear. I want it so bad you've no idea.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

He would have won if it wasn’t for that god damn carol baskins

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Sergio@piefed.social 18 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] Tiral@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah but he's also Jack from Stargate.... So that makes him better or redeems himself depending on you look at it.

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

idk about "redeems", both roles were petty great.

[–] MJKee9@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

RDA defined my childhood. MacGyver and Stargate were two of my favorite television shows entirely due to that guy's charisma.

[–] frankenswine@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

This is the only correct answer 👍

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 14 points 2 weeks ago
[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Draegur@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

i need these sorted into an alignment chart

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That would be an interesting one. I don't think there are lawful mullets, and I think the only good ones are fully chaotic.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

That might be the best one so far.

[–] Draegur@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Perhaps we'll need to replace the lawful-chaotic axis with another spectrum...

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

The 'sup-howdy axis?

[–] itisileclerk@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago
[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

I hate to say it but Billy Ray Cyrus.

[–] wolfpack86@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Was gonna say you can’t have a mullet competition without hockey players

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Damn, this one wins, hands down. Glorious.

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Billie Ray Cyrus, but props to Joe Dirt for the sheer commitment of whatever hairstyle combo that is

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Put me in for John Daly

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

Where's Danny McBride as Kenny Powers?

Its Billy Ray Cyrus.

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 5 points 2 weeks ago

I don't know who most of those people are but, for the ones I do know, I had no idea what they looked like.

Except Joe Dirt. Him I recognize.

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Semi serious answer - Joe Dirt More serious answer - Mel Gibson

Theo Vons, though it looks good, isn't a true mullet. Mel Gibson's a mullet at the limit between mullet and lions mane - the best kind of mullet

Joe dirt's mullet works if you like sharp edges, hence the unconventional beard is actually GOOD in combination with the hair

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago

Mel Gibson, but I don't like what that says about me

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Billy Ray Cyrus: Best Mullet, Joe Dirt: Most Impressive, Theo Von: Would

[–] hans@feddit.org 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

the whole right column and Toby Keith are in the running

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[–] Xuntari@programming.dev 4 points 2 weeks ago

Valtteri Bottas!

[–] ShotDonkey@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

No way they forgot McGuyver

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

John Daly

Because while I don't think he has the best mullet specifically, he's combining his mullet with a bowl cut and that's savage.

Joe Dirt was eliminated cuz it isn't a real mullet. Mel Gibson was eliminated cuz he doesn't look redneck enough. And the rest just didn't have the balls to do the bowl cut.

Hats off to you John Daly for your committment.

[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago

Wow, no Kenny Powers??

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Missing Dr. Badass (Ash) from Supernatural if Joe Dirt made the list. Chad lundburg

[–] NightTitan@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Pardon my saying, but "best mullet" is an oxymoron.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I only know who two of them are and one is David Spade in character.

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