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[–] Frenchgeek@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

That was a load-bearing curse, you know...

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 2 points 54 minutes ago (1 children)

Now my entire personality is fucked. Is there a place to get new curse?

[–] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 2 points 55 minutes ago

looks at this

looks at chicken uncurse from a couple weeks ago

Motherfucker did I get cursed again?? What the hell did I do??

Appreciate the save though, lil' magical capybara.

[–] Furbag@pawb.social 1 points 51 minutes ago

Thank Mr. Capibar

[–] underscores@lemmy.zip 1 points 58 minutes ago

holy fuck thank you capybara of the southern beaches

[–] bridgeburner@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

So my curse of being a life-long single is lifted? Then where's my gf ffs

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 2 points 1 hour ago

Holy shit, I've been having the worst day in forever.

Everything broken, everyone with answers gone, rules and problems. Made my partner and I fight - in front of the cat. for shaaaame

Thanks, yo.

Curse, ya done. Kindly fuck right off.

[–] Smaile@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago

i still feel cursed, do it again T.T

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago
[–] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 16 points 4 hours ago
[–] Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 19 points 4 hours ago

By the gods, finally.

[–] mhzawadi@lemmy.horwood.cloud 16 points 4 hours ago

Great news, thanks

[–] hank_the_tank66@lemmy.world 13 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I'm having a baby in an hour or so. Hope this is true 🤞

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 4 points 2 hours ago

Wish you an easy birth! Come back to tell how you and your kid are doing 😊

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Checks the news

I don't think one capybara will be enough.

[–] leagman1@feddit.org 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Who would win, 1000 capybaras or 1 sleepy old man.

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 1 points 51 minutes ago

Is the 1 sleepy old man at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave? Can we ship 1000 capybaras and see?

[–] vrek@programming.dev 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I curse you again.. I just like chaos... And didn't get enough hugs as a child

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

No problem, gonna look at the pic again

[–] vrek@programming.dev 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Now we are just staring at a picture together... Can we hug?

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 1 points 1 hour ago

Always, friend

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

capybaras are fresh water creatures, so pic is a bit cursed already

[–] GeriatricGambino@lemmy.world 9 points 3 hours ago

Capybara has a right to have one day at the beach. It works very hard at being a capybara.

[–] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 1 points 2 hours ago

Appreciate the effort, but it didn't work :(

[–] Stanley_Pain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 hours ago

Cappy "The White Witch" Bara

[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 hours ago

Huh weird, a post that uninsta-

[–] imperious_melange@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 hours ago

Cool and me back to the he Capybara