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Right is the way the inventor intended it to be reloaded + it’s easier to access.
Left is the way parents and pet owners need to reload it + it’s harder to unroll by accident (or by purpose) good number of times.
Out of frame on the toilet basin/counter is the way people who don’t have a tp holder or don’t care to refill it put it.
The bidet is what we use personally, way better for the butt health and probably better for the environment lol
I mean...the inventor of Q-Tips also says not to stick them in your ears, which is just objectively, morally wrong.
Such a pointless argument, just wipe your ass and move on with life.
Yeah this isn't reddit, who fucking cares
No! Why should I!?
People that use levels and people that just drill holes
The ‘I can’t be bothered’…
Unfortunately this group is surprisingly large.
Yeah, right and ~~wrong~~ left
3 types, last one uses bidet and forgo wiping ass with dead trees.
How do you dry your ass tho? Are you just soaking your underwear everytime you pull your pants up?
Butt towels, or wet wipes. Or some TP. Nothing if you’re a savage.
Pretty much
Swamp ass has nothing on lake ass!
Lol
What about bidet?
Does yours have an air dry function? How are you drying after?
Ppl living with cats,
and ppl living without cats.
We've never had this problem, somehow... I'm sure it can be a problem but I don't know how we avoided it
Yes, same, only some cats enjoy that sort of things, & even then they could understand it's causing problems (they might just stop bcs they see you unhappy about it).
Cat owners and normal people
Tbf, the cat will wreak havoc with either roll.
People always say that. Like it was in every cat's nature to unroll the toilet paper when they see it. And it's the only argument they have. I have never seen a cat do this and I have a lot of friends with cats.
Consider yourself lucky. I still do it the normal way, but cats absolutely will unroll a toilet roll if it catches their attention.
It entirely depends on the cat. Some cats will, others couldn't care less.
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Nah, see, that's baby shit. You still have toilet paper in the end.
There are two types of people in this world:
- Those who have a bidet.
- And the bidet-less.
Wait. How are you guys drying your butts after the bidet? Are we not supposed to be using toilet paper? (asking for a friend)
Some people let it dry naturally from rubbing the underwear. Though could probably be hard if you have hairy ass or in a cold climate.
The blower built into the bidet
The better question is what are you checking to make sure it's all clean with
Idk, I can get behind (more like over) a bidet, but a butt blower seems unsanitary and stinky.
My bidet is powerful enough that it gives you a mild enema if you get it just right. I don't need to check.
I have yet to use a bidet that can fully clean the chocolate concrete from my craggy asshole
Yes I eat too many fatty foods, no I will not be taking questions
Get some fiber thru ya! Beware of diverticulitis, mortar maker.
And in the first group there's a special VIP area for those who have a Japanese-style bidet.
George Carlin.
There are only two kinds of people in the world.
Those who think there are only two kinds of people in the world, and those who don't.
Those that throw out the roll when they know they will run out early on the next use, and those that keep using it until the end and replace the roll to add more mid wipe.
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Always use the smaller roll first. If you use the bigger roll, it'll become the smaller, and vice versa, until both run out at about the same time. If you always use the smaller roll, it'll run out first, with the big roll in reserve, giving you a chance to replace the empty one with no TP supply disruption.
I could've sworn that there was research about over being the more higenic way. I argued with my brother over this. When I looked online the only research I found was about people who use the over way are more vocal about it
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