Funny if random, concerning if created by a lifeguard
this post was submitted on 16 Jun 2026
182 points (95.0% liked)
Memes
16114 readers
712 users here now
Post memes here.
A meme is an idea, behavior, or style that spreads by means of imitation from person to person within a culture and often carries symbolic meaning representing a particular phenomenon or theme.
An Internet meme or meme, is a cultural item that is spread via the Internet, often through social media platforms. The name is by the concept of memes proposed by Richard Dawkins in 1972. Internet memes can take various forms, such as images, videos, GIFs, and various other viral sensations.
- Wait at least 2 months before reposting
- No explicitly political content (about political figures, political events, elections and so on), !politicalmemes@lemmy.ca can be better place for that
- Use NSFW marking accordingly
Laittakaa meemejä tänne.
- Odota ainakin 2 kuukautta ennen meemin postaamista uudelleen
- Ei selkeän poliittista sisältöä (poliitikoista, poliittisista tapahtumista, vaaleista jne) parempi paikka esim. !politicalmemes@lemmy.ca
- Merkitse K18-sisältö tarpeen mukaan
founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
Yes but then rename that to: Deathguard.
deathguard beating the shit out of lifeguard trying to rescue someone
Depending where you live some lifeguards have more training than police, so naturally they are more qualified to make drowning decisions
Judge Dredd - TOTALLY SUMMER
Deathguards
Every billionaire or trillionaire should have a thoroughly trained li… swimming guard! Yes, swimming guard.
No, lifeguards are just swimming cops.
ACAB
Yes, meme... but!
I know a lifeguard and while he's generally an okay-ish human being, he is really not a guy you want to give authority to. You know the type, okay-ish people who become the. fucking. worst. as soon as they get their hands on the smallest amount of authority.
I mean,it's not a terrible idea
It is, but I still chuckled.
Choke me daddy
It's fucked up that I'd be okay with this if they lived in the lower left quadrant of the compass. No post-left shit.
I'm not sure if you're aware of this, but the world is a sphere, Lemmy is a global network of instances, and without location context this comment makes no sense.
FrowingFostek is clearly in central Florida (USA), and hates the keys.
Or Russia and dislikes... all that over there.