Vids with buildup are funniest tbf. Just don't watch my live reaction tho, I feel pressure.
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I was at an event where we were told that some locally famous guy would tell us a story about when he discovered a murder scene.
When the event came around, it turned out that the guy wasn't going to show up, but what they had prepared was a voice recording of the story. Also, the story was 40 minutes long. 40 minutes at an event with everyone in silence - no chit chat during the story.
I mean, it was a good story, but it seemed like a lot of wasted time for an event where we could have gotten to know eachother better.
Every time someone sends me a link to a Technology Connections video, I open it and think “Yeah right, I’m not watching an hour long video about humidifiers! I am curious about his conclusion so I’ll skip to the end.” Then, suddenly, it’s an hour later.
Also someone sent me a two hour long video on exploiting goomba behavior in Super Mario 64 for glitches, and for some reason I watched that whole thing. Why?!
Well now that depends. If it’s 10 minutes of jokes then sure. But if it’s a 10 minute lead-up to one punchline, yeah sorry, I’m in my 50’s I’m not wasting what precious few minutes I have left on that.
I'm almost tempted to read it again all these years later, but honestly once in a lifetime is enough. The ending is great though, 10/10 would recommend the read.
Ooh, one of my favourite stories of all time. Don't really see it be recommended out in the wild these days
It helps not having your attention span utterly obliterated by shorts and reels
Sure, but then the Adhd kicks in...😔
Focusine®
Futurama-like effects may occur
The intro coming on the second time is what made me actually laugh.
I feel old.
Read this funny 500 page book, old.
the demented cartoon movies clocks in around a half hour and it was worth it
10 minutes of funny or 8-9 minutes of setup for a one off funny? There is a difference
I have a friend that constantly wants me to watch his stream right quick to show me some memes that are unfunny. While I’m in the middle of a boss fight in a video game.
Just send me the link and I’ll watch when I have time.