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jigglypuff from above?

Easy peasy! Millipede!

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Look at my ⬛

my ⬛ is amazing

[–] somtwo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well that song is in my head now...

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

You're welcome.

[–] littlebigendian@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 48 points 2 days ago

Brown zebra.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 37 points 2 days ago (1 children)

.. ummm ... ?? .... does this animal fly?

[–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It can, but only downwards.

[–] Vahenir@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm sure it can fly upwards briefly too if a trebuchet is involved.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I get that catapults are inferior to trebuchets and all, but I still think any decent catapult could also hurl this animal quite far.

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sure, but why settle for mediocrity?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Because that's what got me to where I am today.

[–] Bakedtaint@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago
[–] msage@programming.dev 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

carcinization is a thing, smart guess

[–] portuga@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I’ll go with borse

[–] ColdSideOfYourPillow@piefed.social 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 23 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

✅ The Unicode standard does include a seahorse emoji:

🦐 (shrimp)

🦑 (squid)

🦞 (lobster)

🐠 (tropical fish)

🦈 (shark)

🐟 (fish)

But the actual seahorse is:

🦭 → nope, that’s seal

🦭 ≠ seahorse

The correct seahorse emoji is:

🦭 Seahorse — no, wrong again.

The real one is:

👉 🦭 does not exist as seahorse.

👉 The true seahorse is: U+1F9A9 🦑? Wait — no.

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[–] showmeyourkizinti@startrek.website 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No I can't see a horse here, that's why we're guessing.

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[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] HarneyToker@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

It’s Pikachu!

[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago
[–] v01dworks@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 2 days ago

1967 Chevy El Camino?

[–] ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

IT'S PIKACHU!!!!!

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FUUUUUUU

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Please cease and desist from referencing Nintendo's copyrights without their express written permission.

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[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 12 points 2 days ago

The concept of time?

[–] Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Klear@quokk.au 10 points 2 days ago (4 children)
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[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago

It's a flea ... I see it right there on that horse.

[–] deroyonz@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 days ago
[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 days ago

☑️ small neck
☑️ brown fur

no doubt about it… this is a Eurasian Giraffe!

[–] eigenraum@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 day ago

That‘s a boxspring

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Equus ferus caballus

[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

oh it's just my ████

Kangaroo obviously.

[–] j4k3@piefed.world 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 day ago

A muddy Zebra ?

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