And why didn't they think to use a white towel on a white couch?
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nobody wants a shitstain on white furniture. its just common sense
Because Sascha Riley kicked a tent stake up there so he wouldn't get raped by the child rapist on the black towel.
He poops his pants often.
I wonder if we picked presidents by their smell how things would turn out
Experimental obesity drug diarrhea
You guys haven't heard of the Trump Towel in New York?
Do tell!
I saw hemorrhoid , Trump's all butthurt from leftist
trump likely is immune to hemmaroids, with the amount of fecal incontinence he has from adderall and cocaine.
orange juice
Put down a towel!
Poop!
I didn't know they made puppy pads in black.
The meme is funny but the text is false. He isn't sitting on anything, it is his jacket. You can see him sit down without any towel on the couch and his jacket spreads to the side ~0:30 into the video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKzo0hTJXB4
The Left needs to do better. Honestly I don't want a Left spreading false information about a political opponent like the Right does. We can do better
We instead get fooled by misinformation spread by the far-right about our comrades then expel them based on that, because "the left needs to do better".
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So you're saying they built a towel into his jacket? 😲
Are you serious? That's a JACKET?
What the fuck?
Like... What the FUCK?
I literally don't believe it, because people with nice jackets don't look like this.
Edit: Naw, it's a towel. Come on... Do you think we're all fucking stupid?
Settle down bucko
Like... what the FUCK?
Holy shit, his age is showing. They did a rehearsed countdown 3-2-1 for him to sit down with aid from the guy next to him.
Now I'm not going to blame an old guy for needing help to sit down. But I am going to blame his voters for electing an elderly person into a position he can obviously not fulfill. What the hell. This is discraceful.
He also gets treated and talked to like a literal child when putting the mic on him. "Very good!"
Mostly because he is an egomaniac and you need to suck up to him if you want to stay in position.
They've dealt with him before.
Lol that was some dementia caregiving shit
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Damn good catch.
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Who's more dangerous around the sofa, president or vice president,
And more importantly where the fuck are the Epstein files you fuckers said kamala wouldn't release?
Remember all those MAGA influencers touting epstein file binders promoting the pedophiles campaign when he campaigned on all those lies he said he was going to do and then did exactly the opposite of every single thing he campaigned on and yet these jackoff MAGA fucks still support the pedophile for some ungodly reason?
Pepperidge Farms remembers.
Not all of them. The jackoff tucker carlson maga fuck gave it up.
Oh, and Charlie Kirk hasn't said anything positive about Trump in awhile now.
He didn't lie about the dictator on day one part
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Well ya see bud, he shits his pants. A lot.
He pisses himself more offen though.
And yet it's nothing compared to the shit coming out of his mouth.
From the faces people make, I think it’s too close to call.
Brown pants on a white sofa that’s why.
Tucker Carlson is curious about this, as he is looking like he has been constipated for 3 days...
Heiress CARLSON.
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