The older my stomach gets the more lite and mellow it wants its coffee.
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Coffee? I requested a car battery clipped to my nipples
I sometimes have low blood pressure until I eat a large meal so coffee on its own just brings me more towards "normal" blood pressure and I could almost just take a nap after having some.
In other words, I add a lot of sugar.
I got used to the absolute crap, mass produced percolator coffee on board ship. Nothing else seems to get me awake and moving anymore.
TIL People still use percolators.
TBF these were ships designed in the 1970s.
Then dry an energy drink or caffeine pills.
Yeah, I drink coffee in part for the caffeine, but what's the point of brewing fresh coffee if not to enjoy a tastier way to ingest caffeine?
Robusta bean cold brew coffee.
It tastes like slighly sweet tea. It is served cold. However, it will give you AFib and allow you to feel the back of your eyes.
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Pervatin?
A BDSM cafe does sound fun.
there used to be one in London - "Coffee Cake and Kink"
Quad shot latte over ice
Okay boomer....
Can anyone tell me why can't I find this one in lens or tineye, is this original or slop? I don't know anymore.
On closer inspection itseems kinda sus but im not good at spotting it anymore :((
The covered hand appears a little sus to me because like it would have to be in an awkward position for the two fingers to be that close in length.
Yea exactly and the way the powder is placed around the cup it js feels like ai also the thumb is really weird and the steam plus lighting feels off
I literally grabbed the first coffee pic I found to make this. I honestly don’t look that close.
No worries happens to the best of us looks at PugJesus, I think