this post was submitted on 28 Jun 2026
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[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 2 points 39 minutes ago (1 children)

Reminds me of the fortune teller / writer in After Life Season 2 (or was ir beginning of season 3?) - did they write a whole book in that style? :D

[–] wizblizz@lemmy.world 30 points 2 hours ago

What a terrible day to have eyes.

[–] dave@feddit.uk 4 points 1 hour ago

down the vena cavity to her heart

I’m not sure this guy is a proper doctor…

[–] Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 15 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

If someone actually managed to get turned on reading this, I'd be concerned for their mental well-being

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 14 points 2 hours ago

So you're just gonna stand there, straight faced and tell me you don't love pee flavored hot biscuits?

[–] pandora@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 hours ago

thank's for caring ❤️

[–] WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 13 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 hours ago

The pee flavor is just a bonus

[–] rotkehle@feddit.org 18 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

wow what a read.. what is it from?

[–] riot@fedia.io 13 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Mr. Peanut by Adam Ross. Wikipedia link.

Mesmerizing, exhilarating, and profoundly moving, Mr. Peanut is a police procedural of the soul, a poignant investigation of the relentlessly mysterious human heart—and a first novel of the highest order.

David Pepin has been in love with his wife, Alice, since the moment they met in a university seminar on Alfred Hitchcock. After thirteen years of marriage, he still can’t imagine a remotely happy life without her—yet he obsessively contemplates her demise. Soon she is dead, and David is both deeply distraught and the prime suspect.

It has a 3.25 rating. Which seems a little high to me, maybe 😂

[–] exu@feditown.com 1 points 37 minutes ago

That's a perfectly reasonable score.
After all anything >4.7 is great 4.6-4.2 is good, 4.1-3.6 is decent and <3.5 unreadably terrible.

[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 53 minutes ago) (1 children)

I thought you were fucking with us because of the bad Wikipedia link (EDIT: it linked to the corporate mascot) but that Good Reads link was surprisingly real.

What a title.

[–] riot@fedia.io 3 points 1 hour ago

Ahahaha. I apologize. I forgot to direct link to the "In popular culture" section. I've fixed it now.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 5 points 2 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Bumpi@piefed.social 2 points 1 hour ago

by Charles 'Louisville Slugger' Dickens

[–] QuandaleDingle@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I was really hoping that somehow, a woman wrote this. Yet again, our suspicions have been realized. XD

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Nope, is dude.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 3 hours ago

What on earth

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 12 points 3 hours ago

Bookmaxxing

[–] MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago

Damn yo moms a freak!