Reminds me of the fortune teller / writer in After Life Season 2 (or was ir beginning of season 3?) - did they write a whole book in that style? :D
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What a terrible day to have eyes.
down the vena cavity to her heart
I’m not sure this guy is a proper doctor…
If someone actually managed to get turned on reading this, I'd be concerned for their mental well-being
So you're just gonna stand there, straight faced and tell me you don't love pee flavored hot biscuits?
thank's for caring ❤️
Had me at hot biscuit
The pee flavor is just a bonus
wow what a read.. what is it from?
Mr. Peanut by Adam Ross. Wikipedia link.
Mesmerizing, exhilarating, and profoundly moving, Mr. Peanut is a police procedural of the soul, a poignant investigation of the relentlessly mysterious human heart—and a first novel of the highest order.
David Pepin has been in love with his wife, Alice, since the moment they met in a university seminar on Alfred Hitchcock. After thirteen years of marriage, he still can’t imagine a remotely happy life without her—yet he obsessively contemplates her demise. Soon she is dead, and David is both deeply distraught and the prime suspect.
It has a 3.25 rating. Which seems a little high to me, maybe 😂
That's a perfectly reasonable score.
After all anything >4.7 is great 4.6-4.2 is good, 4.1-3.6 is decent and <3.5 unreadably terrible.
I thought you were fucking with us because of the bad Wikipedia link (EDIT: it linked to the corporate mascot) but that Good Reads link was surprisingly real.
What a title.
Ahahaha. I apologize. I forgot to direct link to the "In popular culture" section. I've fixed it now.
Great Expectations
by Charles 'Louisville Slugger' Dickens
I was really hoping that somehow, a woman wrote this. Yet again, our suspicions have been realized. XD
Nope, is dude.
What on earth
Bookmaxxing
Damn yo moms a freak!