There are enzymes in your saliva that actually dry your lips further when you lick them
this post was submitted on 01 Oct 2025
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Damn, you've got me. I've only read up to "dry ass" before I've licked my ass
Sorry my lips are so dry it's because I was just motorboating your mum
You ChapStick people are weird motherfuckers. Is it an oral fixation thing? Are they like little phalluses to you? It's okay, if so. Just...what's the fucking deal, guys? Why are you always smearing that shit all over your lips? Are you okay?
Not sure if this is sarcasm, but some people want their lips to actually stop being dry.
I guess my slobber does a fine job of keeping these bad boys moist, because I'm told my lips are soft and I don't slather goo on them.
when i lived in a high humidity environment i didn't need lotion or lip balm or anything. when i lived in a low humidity environment i needed all that shit.
also, with a beard i put conditioner in it every day. keeps the hair nice and soft. also moisturizes my lips.
Feels good but I'm trying to quit. Down to one stick a season
I forgive you and believe in you. You'll get there.
I will have you know that my lips are moist and supple.
eats mint
How can we be so sure? Someone's gonna have to test it.
Send your wife
I just licked them when I saw this...
Oh thanks, can I borrow yours?
The right meme at the wrong place can make all the difference in the world
Is my cam on or smth
Are…. Are you a wizard?
didn't get me. I stay lubed up
I would never lick my lips if they were dry, it would just make it worse.
That stuff is addictive. If you never use it you'll only have set lips in winter, if you get used to it you'll always have dry lips when you don't use it
Ouf metro cop always regret giving me sass, they usually regret for the end of their lives.
Combine ICE playing dress up again smh
You got me. Sonofabitch.