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[–] genevieve@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

if my skirt isn’t longer than my dong i won’t wear it

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[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

This way everyone can inspect your schlong without any extra steps :)

[–] dulcisima@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

The dolls can definitely teach the men how to tuck if they want to rock this masterpiece. πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago (6 children)

Yeah lemme just tuck it in my ass while I am at it.

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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

Depends on who is wearing it. No one, and I mean literally no one, wants to see this on Trump.

[–] Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 7 hours ago

I do 🀀

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[–] Rudee@lemmy.ml 9 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Literally just wear a belt at this point πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

Wear several belts! With gaps!

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I love that you can always see the bottom of the ass

[–] mapletuna@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 hours ago
[–] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 hours ago

Does it come with the duct tape or I should buy it separately?

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago

It’s okay, you can wear stockings. :P

[–] notarobot@lemmy.zip 1 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

Can you even sit in those? Or is you butt always touching the chair?

[–] db2@lemmy.world -2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] notarobot@lemmy.zip 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] db2@lemmy.world -3 points 7 hours ago (7 children)

Girls have vaginas, little Billy.

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Just in time for autumn!

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I think this is more of a loincloth at this point.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 4 points 7 hours ago

Loincloth is longer in the middle and open on the sides

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