Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they can understand, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to: !unclejokes@lemmy.world
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submitted 4 hours ago by IcedRaktajino@startrek.website to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] moopet@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

Top tier.

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. 'Tis a silly place....

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

[–] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Well he only had one child, so probably not

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

He was allowed to camelot wherever he wanted and he did, allegedly

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 hour ago

There's an entire round table of less common names.

[–] VirtuePacket@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 hours ago

Lol, I like this one. Thanks for the chuckle.

[–] jedibob5@lemmy.world 9 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

Got a good facepalm out of my wife with this one. Thanks!

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

Mine just uttered a withering "oh, god," and tried to continue setting up for her morning meetup.

[–] Tempus_Fugit@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago