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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon ruins christmas (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] cholesterol@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

That dad? Albert Einstein.

[–] clifmo@programming.dev 5 points 1 day ago

A belief system made me do it. Yea, sure it did bud

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago (3 children)

That may be the one time when a (gay and fake) parent beating the shit out of their (fake and gay) kid is justified

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[–] EmilieEasie@fedinsfw.app 10 points 2 days ago

It sounds like anonny learned a valuable lesson that day

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