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Honestly one of me is too many. Bye Bye all!

[–] kingofras@lemmy.world 16 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Finally a meme that doesn’t mention Mitch McConnell by name.

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 5 points 3 hours ago

Reminds me of that time Roger Ailes died.

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 12 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

That won't stop me from the ultimate goal of cloning myself to become an innumerable army of supersoldiers!

[–] gaiussabinus@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago

Easy there Horatio

[–] frog@feddit.uk 5 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

If the clones start having sex with each other, is it incests or is it masturbation?

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[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 1 points 57 minutes ago* (last edited 54 minutes ago)

If you are flexible enough to suck your own dick, that's masturbation. Technically that clones dick is your dick too? Sure it's attached to another meat pilot, but it's exactly the same dick.

So no one is excludedSwap the word dick for pussy, if you don't have a dick.

Whichever one makes it hotter ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)

Welp we tried. But apparently Gork is impervious to memes! Who could have seen that coming!

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 2 points 3 hours ago