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That being said, 9, 12, and 13 were the bomb.

Edit:

By popular demand secret option 34.

Edit 2:

Here’s your Choco Taco 35.

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[–] UpAndAtThem@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Where's Spidey goddammit?!?!???

[–] VicVinegar@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

CANDY CIGARETTES.

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago
[–] the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

See what happens when you collectively make your voice heard? No imagine if they brought back our stolen Choco Taco but for real!!

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

20 and 33 for me.

The ice cream sandwich and icee Popsicle.

[–] FudgyMcTubbs@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

I'm equally happy with 13 or 14.

[–] Dearth@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago
[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago
[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

No Rocket Pop? No Pushup? No Big Stick? This list is incomplete.

[–] _druid@sh.itjust.works 68 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Literally came to say fuck off with your no choco taco chart! lol

[–] _druid@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's so disrespectful to leave it off

[–] the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

To be fair there are people alive and old enough to vote that don't know about the long lost treasure that is the Choco Taco 😭

[–] sk8boy204@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Came to say the same. What a sham not having the option.

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Where the fuck is spongebob

where is the choco taco!

[–] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Where the fuck is the orange push pop?

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Horrifically deformed you say?

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago

I don’t know what you mean

[–] gir9862@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 6 points 1 week ago (4 children)
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[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

13 all fucking day. We even had the Schwann's guy deliver boxes of them back in the day

[–] akwd169@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (7 children)
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (4 children)

A box is a rectangular container typically made of cardboard.

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[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Schwann's is (was?) a frozen food delivery service. They'd have a big ass freezer truck that they'd drive through the neighborhood making deliveries, and you would get a big catalogue of options to choose from. It was essentially a curated frozen foods section of the supermarket on wheels, and they had some really good stuff.

No idea if they are still around, I certainly don't see the trucks anymore.

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[–] Cheesus@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Number 6, I was an ice cream sandwich kinda kid. Number 3 if I wanted to change it up, because it lasted a long time.

[–] Sergio@piefed.social 5 points 1 week ago

Number 6 is my choice too. You get a cookie. You get ice cream. You get chocolate chips! You get Another Cookie! AND YOU GET IT ALL AT ONCE!!!

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 week ago

Those character ones were always malformed mutants never meant to see the light of day. I got my daughter a Sonic ice cream bar and she said it gave her nightmares. I am being serious, and I find it as funny now as I did back then.

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago

1, 11, or 14

I'm a simple man with simple pleasures

[–] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

20 or 22, I'm easily fooled, had a Sega Genesis and TMNT bedsheets.

That said, we were too poor to get anything most of the time. We were at a park because it's free, I mean c'mon. (And before you ask, no, the Genesis was a gift from a guy who wanted to fuck my mom. Lol)

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Where is nightmare fuel Spongbob?

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Chaco taco. #35

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

I was always disappointed if it was a

instead of a proper

[–] fartsparkles@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

You’re all wrong! There is another…

La Menorquina coconut ice cream inside a real coconut

[–] Cascio@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Where's Slimer and where's the ChocoTaco?

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[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

6, but if i was a kid i probably would pick something 17-24. On another topic idk if anyones had #6 lately but shrinkflation hit this HARD over the past 10 years...

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
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[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Those malt cups were always so gross, tasted like ice that had been shown a picture of chocolate once.

[–] Vinylraupe@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

5,6 or 10. I dont know the products tho maybe they're trash.

[–] Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hailey I got you one of those fucked up sonic the hedgehog icecreams

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[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

Nowadays either 9 or 6, but where is the hoky grail Choco Taco?

[–] jade52@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

I would fuck with all 12-16

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