Sit and I actively hate people who don't in public spaces. Nobody aims good enough for that.
this post was submitted on 11 Jul 2026
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So what, you expect people to just not use the urinals provided and instead wait 5 minutes for a stall to open up then have to clean the taco bell spray from the last guy in there before you can get your business done?
The drunker or sleepier I am, the more likely I am to sit.
I broke my ankle four and a half years ago and it never healed correctly. Recently, though probably from the same incident, I also developed a spinal injury.
Even if being a recumbent urinator didn't just make sense from a cleanliness perspective, I would still be doing that these days.
I've turned too old.... If I sit not all comes out and I have to go again an hour later.
It sucks.
My doctor tells me it's that I'm just getting older.... I'm mid 40.
So standing is the only really effective way to pee for me now sadly
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At night, sit. I don't want to clean that shit. Unless I'm pissing in the fridge, the light and cold air is nice.
P.S. I'm trying to donate a kidney and I needed to keep 24 hours of urine refrigerated. At night I figured there was no reason to take the jug to the bathroom.
Only time I pee standing up is if I'm outside or I'm at work and have zero time to waste
Sit at home, stand at work. My daughter would reach through my legs and try to grab the stream so it’s just habit now.
Dude needs to drink more water of he's only peeing once a day.
Personally I typically only sit at night when I'm tired and don't want to turn the lights on
I like to read a paragraph or two so I take any chance I can get to sit down and read the ol bathroom book
I literally do not care how people pee and it’s strange to me that others do.
Aiming is a minigame and hardcorr difficulty is carpet.
The Final Boss
Stand when you just need to get it done. Sit for a luxury piss
Sit at home on my Japanese toilet with a heated seat, stand everywhere else. Heated toilet seat is blissful.
But then you don't get to play the sinking and or stain cleaning game? That's one of the best parts of being a man!
I sit down sometimes when I'm tired or if I just wanna sit down and fuck around on my phone for a bit. Also at night! I love those no lights to not fuck up your sleep, sit down, take a piss, then quickly get back to bed without touching your phone or talking to anyone so you can hopefully go back to bed!