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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 1 hour ago
[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 3 points 1 hour ago

What would you consider heavy-r

[–] homes@piefed.world 17 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Jokes on you: I only like the trashy porn. I wanna cum in some dumpster hole, walk away, shut off my VPN, and rejoin society.

That’s what the whole point of this is. if I wanted to cum in something classy, I’d put in the effort to fuck a real person. but I don’t, because who has the time?

And don’t act like you’re any better

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 6 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

it's actually the other way around. pornhub makes my gut wrench from how bad the quality is. xvideos is mostly smut but has some good stuff.

edit: i should clarify. it's not entirely true what i said. but pornhub tends to have "commercial" porn which is mostly from the US and is reaaaaly bad. they treat women worse than cattle in a slaughterhouse. if you look at stuff from asia in general (china / japan), you see the difference in quality. amateur stuff is also mostly good because people are in it voluntarily, instead of because they need money.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 5 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

chinese / japanese porn actresses are treated with more dignity than american starbucks employees.

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

If xvideos is a slum then xnxx is just a straight up landfill

Meanwhile motherless is a straight up DMZ

[–] db2@lemmy.world 43 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

The staircase of unsupported pools is wild.

[–] Trex202@lemmy.world 20 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] BloodMuffin@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 hours ago

👊nice one

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 1 points 2 hours ago

well aren't they supported on each other?

[–] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 21 points 4 hours ago (4 children)

Ya gotta search harder than that. I use more niche sites. PH and XV are basic.

[–] frankenswine@lemmy.world 62 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

oh wow, a porn hipster

cool

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 13 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (2 children)

I mean they're right. The problem with PornHub isn't that it's too vanilla or something (I really prefer vanilla) but that almost everything on it is hyperreality. It's the kind of sex that you could, at age 13, imagine is really hot but then grow out of.

Watching it is just distracting and funny, like you're watching a parody of sex. It's hyperpalatable in the way a McDonald's hamburger or a MrBeast video are – which is totally what some people are into.

I don't need a deep, intimate connection with my porn, but I would like to feel like the humans in/creating it might actually be authentically enjoying themselves. That scarcely exists on sites like PH, so why would I waste my time trying to find it?

[–] akwd169@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

My man you wrote a whole book but didnt mention any better sites

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 48 minutes ago (1 children)

I'm starting to think they're all talk and don't even know any awesome secret niche sites.

[–] Stinkywizzleteats@piefed.social 1 points 37 minutes ago

they probably don't even use mushed up bananas in their m&m tube

Not just vanilla but unless you got amateur stuff some of the big videos are more highlights and cuts the ending.

[–] apftwb@lemmy.world 17 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Ok Lemmy, what is the FOSS porn website.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 12 points 3 hours ago

Youre on it.

[–] pressedhams@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 hours ago

Not FOSS, but still feels like the Xtube used to thisvid.com

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

They used to be great, but they deleted a lot of their old content and are shells of their former selves. Most of the time they’re 4-6 minute clips.

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

When i was hooked to porn i just used reddit (admittedly only has short clips rather than full scenes but i guess i didn't know that lol) and I don't really get why people would use xvideos and pornhub, because it feels like you're about to get a virus whenever you use them. Whereas you can basically get all the stuff you need from reddit or even twitter at one point in history, and it felt more curated.

So it isn't important but if anyone could help me understand the logic I'd at least expand my understanding of the internet i guess. It's something that still baffles me to this day when i see memes like this.

[–] cockmushroom@reddthat.com 18 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Adblock. The logic is adblock.

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 0 points 2 hours ago

True, true. I historically was very lazy when it came to adblock.

[–] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I never got a virus on my android phone. I steer clear of browsing porn on my laptop for this very reason. I am also fighting this addiction, so I am only looking less than half the time. I try to steer clear of it at the same time I fall prey to it. Reddit porn is bogus. I need a story.

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 0 points 2 hours ago

Hope it goes well with you, you can always reach out to me as an accountability partner or need to talk through anything regarding it

[–] beep@piefed.world 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I think the last time I got linked to eporner it was forcing age check license shit.

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Tomorrow after lunch, 3 o clock your ass is grass.

[–] Blurntout@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 hours ago

Any of yall stumble onto spankbang

[–] cockmushroom@reddthat.com 1 points 4 hours ago

not bunkr looking at this and hollering solen valor