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[–] RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world 75 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You upgraded both the quality of the chocolate and the quality of the peanut butter.

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Let's not give them too many points here for the peanut flavored vegetable shortening spread.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

So I did actually look at the ingredients for jif creamy, and there is no mention of palm oil, just the crisco equivalent (fully hydrogenated yada yada).

[–] The_Lurker@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Chocolate, sure. But JIF? That's just ... Ugh.

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Ok, but only cuz I want that peanut butter for myself.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Jif was my fave, until I tried Aldi. Much cheaper, too.

Heh, you like Aldi’s nuts 😏

[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 38 points 1 month ago (2 children)

A thousand times better than the peanut flavoured powder that they put into Reese's cups. What the fuck even is that shit?

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Redneck trick for ya, but seriously try this..

You want Reese's flavored 'peanut butter', well mix about 50/50 peanut butter and sugar.

Try it, that's more or less all it basically is, and tastes damn near identical. Also probably less cancer causing preservatives.

Chocolate is all up to you though.. 🤷‍♂️

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

How redneck we getting? Mix lots of sugar with a tiny bit of water, then microwave it in 10 second bursts until it starts to turn a darker brown, then mix in a spoonful of peanut butter. Keep mixing and folding until you start to see strands, then stop. Top with Nutella and refrigerate.

Now you've made the Butterfingers you never knew you needed.

[–] farmgineer@nord.pub 6 points 1 month ago

I would use powdered sugar if that's the route you want to go. I was making buckeyes and tasted them before the chocolate dip and thought "hey, that's familiar..."

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

White choco coukd be interesting

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

that isnt really peanut butter, its sugar goop with som peanut butter. an instore brand is equally disgusting. i like the cups that are solid chocolate, or somehting like almond or sunflower.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

NGL that would taste better than anything Reese’s makes now.

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I came here to say this, and now I'm going to the store to buy it

[–] CodingCarpenter@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I can never unsee these as ladybugs

[–] db2@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

Lindsey Graham, you're alive?

[–] PostProcess@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

NGL that looks like fire my man...

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Yes, but Skippy > Jif bruh. What are you, some kinda animal? SMH

[–] kahjtheundedicated@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Both don’t stand a chance against Teddie. The only ingredients that should be in peanut butter are peanuts, and maybe salt

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nah dog sorry but that natural shit tastes like ass and is a bitch to stir every time. If I want to be healthier or get actual peanut flavor I'll eat some peanuts, PB is purely for pleasure.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You ever chew honey roasted peanuts until they taste like peanut butter in your mouth? Almost as good as a spoonful of whatever mass-produced peanut butter is waiting for you in your pantry. Almost...

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

100%

I love honey drizzled over my nuts

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 2 points 1 month ago

I'm not familiar with that specific brand but there are a few others that are, like you said, just peanuts and salt. I thought that I didn't really like peanut butter until I tried one of them - so much better!

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Peter Pan master race

[–] ZERONOVABLOSSOM@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I love me some creamy nut butter

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Crunchy nuts in this mouth please!

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Are we still talking about about peanut butter?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I don't care if they're teeny tiny crushed nuts, smooth as a baby's bottom, or really roughing up my mouth. Just get em in there!

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Yes, peanut butter

[–] The_Lurker@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Laura Scudders natural peanut butter. It's not an unholy emulsion of high fructose corn syrup and "natural" flavors. JIF, Skippy, and Peter Pan are the Wonder Bread and Velveeta of peanut butter.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Add Kraft to that list. I used to eat that stuff all the time as a kid, then I started to eat natural peanut butter and couldn't stomach that other garbage anymore. And if you buy the good stuff by the tub, it's cheaper, you just have to mix it.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

Aldi's nuts?

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Nice! I'm not the only one!

[–] Rubanski@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is it pronounced "jif" or "gif"?

[–] mysticalone@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Cup? That's clearly a spoon! Reese's peanut butter spoon.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

If you ever had real peanut butter you'd realize how absolute shit that stuff is.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I do this all the time! It's one of my favorite snacks, except I use mini dark chocolate chips.

BTW, Aldi peanut butter is the best, and it's like half the price of the big gourmet brands.

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[–] clifmo@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I do the same with 90% dark and natural PB (no palm oil). It is delicious.

[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

My issue is that no stores near me have natural peanut butter that isn't organic so the stuff with less processing ends up costing more money.

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[–] Tiral@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Ugh, MOM it's not the same!

[–] db2@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I don't even like Reese's cups but what's on that spoon only shares the ingredient names, I'd eat that happily.

[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago
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