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[–] rozodru@piefed.world 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

what I always love about this stuff is most of the time it simply boils down to not committing changes. the LLM constantly assumes that you're committing, it will NEVER tell you or recommend you commit, but it assumes you are. so these tech bros are just cruising along, vibing, and then boom the agent does something that nukes the entire thing. panic. tech bro starts freaking out on the agent. agent says "lets rebase or pull the previous commit" and gives them the git code to do that. tech bro hasn't committed shit. and this is how you get a nuked prod environment.

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[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago

DROP *

much more preferable to

GRANT *

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